We broke up because...

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  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    edited July 2017
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    LonniJay wrote: »
    I thought he meant sex toys

    G.i. joe does not belong there!

    I did LOL
    haylerocks wrote: »
    TsitoB wrote: »
    She refused to allow my extensive toy collection into the bedroom

    Never did anything but what we did best

    She never wanted to get serious, always playing games
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    His hands were small and barely strong enough to choke me
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    Was always choking on everything!
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He always said outrageous things while I was swallowing his... Um... Nevermind
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
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    LonniJay wrote: »
    He always said outrageous things while I was swallowing his... Um... Nevermind

    Oh girl, you get you same
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
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    She left me for my brother
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He thought I'd leave him for his brother
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
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    TsitoB wrote: »
    She left me for my brother

    Always
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    She was always so angry
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
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    I always felt she was too fragile, so I could never have my way
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He treated me like fine china

    Worthless
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    Thought I was Chinese!
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    I swore the lady from the buffet was his mom forever until the wedding
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
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    Thought he was mr. strong man
  • 1Wildthang
    1Wildthang Posts: 2,660 Member
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    He shaved his legs
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    She didn't shave her legs
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He left the night before our full body wax and ky wrestling match
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
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    tammyward101 wrote: »
    He shaved his legs

    I'm a she
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
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    She gave me no play
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    haylerocks wrote: »
    tammyward101 wrote: »
    He shaved his legs

    I'm a she

    Baby, change out your profile pic! ;-) It is painful to keep reading this... :-D

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