We broke up because...
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He had terrible comebacks0
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Drew finger puppets on his hands.0
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Always flipping me the birdie0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Always flipping me the birdie
Never understood the bird was a request.
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we watched iron man too many times0
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She never took her shoes off before walking all over my living room carpet.0
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She never vacuumed the carpet0
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He just keeps dumping me. Maybe he just drinks too much Prune Juice? IDK0
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she wouldnt tell me what the 20 stands for in her username0
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C_PruneJuice wrote: »She held her fork overhanded, as in shovel technique. You can't take someone like that anywhere.
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She used to put her dirty feet on the table during dinner0
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He has a thing with feet.0
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She had a foot fetish that was nasty.0
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He still can't let go of the foot thing.0
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She was always kicking me in her sleep0
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She would always pull her feet away and I didn't want to let go!0
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I got tired of hearing him shout singing"Let It Go" every time he took a shower!0
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She was cold... Like "Frozen"0
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He was a bad listener0
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She never accepted that I had only 20% hearing in both ears.0
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I got sick of the yelling0
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She was gorgeous, but I couldn't get past that really LOUD yodeling!1
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He didn't appreciate my mountain top talents0
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Her Mt tops were amazing, but a little overkill.0
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He thought he was Iron Man and tried to attack me0
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He didn't like a little horseplay before real play0
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She wanted me to ride a horse. I had other idea about what needed riding.0
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He wanted to ride ALL the barn yard animals... so messy!0
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Sang Old McDonald during Sexy Time! Weirdo!!!0
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