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We broke up because...
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Always scratching ..I think she had crabs1
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He said he got crabs from a public restroom0
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She always wanted to go out to eat crabs0
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He was topless and played with his nipples during dinner the ENTIRE time!!1
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She never let me wear a shirt or talk when we went out.1
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She would never rub my chest after sexy time.0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Always scratching ..I think she had crabs
She got me so excited, I broke out in hives!
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He was excited by other Women0
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She was "Every Woman in the World to Me...." <Air Supply>, but she thought I had a wondering eye.0
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It was that darned wandering eye of his!
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She once hit me so hard in the *kitten* that it knocked my eye out of alignment!0
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He Loved his Cat more than me!0
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She would ignore my *kitten* and never pet it. :-(0
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So in turn he opened up a Petting Zoo for the Lonely Housewives in our neighborhood
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I tried to make extra money raising small animals in the backyard, but all she wanted to do was watch Desperate Housewives all day long.0
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Got us kicked out of the neighborhood by the HOA0
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We had to move because she only wanted to sit at the community pool all day and talk to the HOA President.
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He apparently had no idea what I liked!0
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She liked a clean shaven man, that 5 o'clock shadow did me in.0
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He wouldn't grow a beard!
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He was broke and couldn't buy me nice things!0
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Made me shave my chest!0
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When he offered me Prune juice I assumed he was saying I had intestinal issues ;p0
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Would never take his ball cap off and always stared off into space.0
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Was intimidated once he saw the brain I had hidden under my cap!0
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His wasnt
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She wanted me to stay up late at night and watch those Male Enhancement product commercials... What was she trying to say!?!1
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He wouldn't let me sleep...and not in the fun way.0
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Hahahahahahahahaha!
He was a cheapskate and ordered his off the internet
Well... That's not what he expected!
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Was a gambler0
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