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We broke up because...

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  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    Because she didn't wanna be barefoot and pregnant
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    he wanted to practice polygamy cuz one pregnant wife didn't do it for him
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    Didn't understand my sexual needs...
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    I had to cut him off when he invited the livestock into the game
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    Her name was lorena bobbitt...
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    he/I mean she had to change her identity
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    It was all a blur. I just know it included a plane ride, Las Vegas, showgirls, alcohol and lights.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    found a bunch of fake ID's at her house. Didn't really know who she was
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He knew to much and I had to "Erase" him!
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    She wiped all my electronics to erase all traces of her
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    she spent more time with her electronics than with me - I need human interaction
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She called me an Illegal Alien!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    I saw her riding a broom one night! I swear!
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    He got swept away
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He mysteriously disappeared one night after witnessing something he shouldn't have!
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    She lost her head!
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    She was more engrossed in her murder mystery writing than me - I was merely a shadow in her mind
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    offered to cook dinner for me and I heard chanting bubble bubble toil and trouble
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    I'm pretty sure she was a figment of my imagination!
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    She had a weak imagination

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