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We broke up because...
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He didnt know how to floss
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Her undies were like floss and She wore them on the outside of her pants0
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I had a thing for butt-floss undies... she preferred camando0
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Got upset when I went commando on a windy day!0
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Caused a 15 car pile-up when she went commando on a windy day!0
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Testified against me in court when I was being charged for Wreckless Endangerment0
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Her body could stop a truck... and all the cars behind it! I was too jealous all the time!1
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He was always talking about me behind my back!0
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She didn't like me standing behind her, whispering in her ear.0
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When he whispered Sweet Nothings they were actually nothing I can say on here!
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I REALLY liked her, but when I got excited during our sexy time, my turrets would kick in.
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Hahahahahahahahaha! All this time I thought I made you tremble0
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Ohhhhh, Honey... my knees are weak... I am so excited.... MOTHERF*$#@!!! I'm sorry... It's not you it's me.0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Hahahahahahahahaha! All this time I thought I made you tremble
She was gorgeous, but couldn't cook anything but Ramen Noodles... I was always trembling from malnutrition.
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There was Prune Juice Everywhere!0
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C_PruneJuice wrote: »He called me Bae and I was like...no, just no.
I kept saying "Keep those rough whiskers at bay," but he always refused, saying, "No, Just No!"0 -
Brewers droop every day
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She was always licking the Milkman, the Cable Guy, The Mailman but when she licked the Pizza Delivery Boy I'd had enough!0
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She kept missing my mouth with her tongue...
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Was tongue tied every time I asked him if he Loved me
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I was allergic to Prune's
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I put prunes in everything and she was always p.issed about it0
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She never carried the 1 when adding...0
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He hates my legs had just much hair on them0
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Her legs
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He couldn't satisfy me1
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She couldn't keep up1
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He left me behind after we crashed in the desert2
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She pierced my manlyballz, causing me to go into cardiac arrest followed by an ICU stay1
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7 year itch, it's a real thing1
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