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  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    Named all of our pets after herself - conceited!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    would called me like she was calling a dog
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    thought the idea of a fun date was to go to the dog park - liked giving me treats
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she bit the hand that fed her
  • ladymuaythai
    ladymuaythai Posts: 1,298 Member
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    wouldnt let me bite him :smile:
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    She was a vampire
  • your_pal_crusher
    your_pal_crusher Posts: 4,437 Member
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    she wouldn't acknowledge my existence.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    wouldn't let me wear his hat
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Would let me wear nothing BUT a hat. It was COLD.
  • jasonmears75
    jasonmears75 Posts: 120 Member
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    Because she was too cold. ;)
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    He just didn't measure up...always used the excuse that it was cold..
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    was too cheap to turn on the heat - gave me a dozen Snuggies instead
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited March 2016
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    She crocheted her own snuggies, wore them everywhere.
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    Is crotching cutting a hole for easy access?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    VikMcAnik wrote: »
    Is crotching cutting a hole for easy access?

    lol... fixed it. Brain is not functioning yet..

    He was always asking strangers to put their hand in his custom made pants
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    Nice shades B)

    Because she was always putting her hands in other guys pants...
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    he wanted me to see how others measured up
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Always invited his friends over under the pretense that I would stick my hands in their pants. Thought he could rent me out...
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    Wouldn't help pay the bills...
  • CoffeeLover1991
    CoffeeLover1991 Posts: 70 Member
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    didn't let be a housewife

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