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We broke up because...
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His sunglasses were better than mine... can you say self-esteem issues!!
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he had self esteem issues.. I needed a strong man0
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He shaved the Salt off my Margarita0
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I could bench 500 Lbs, but she hurt me with her words... 0
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he was such a "*kitten* cat" I couldn't handle it any longer
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Always wanted to be first!
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We couldn't get in SYNC0
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he was such a "*kitten* cat" I couldn't handle it any longer
She wouldn't let me handle her *kitten*FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He shaved the Salt off my Margarita
She always ordered her Marg with salt, but never touched it2 -
He always kept me in check0
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She never opened up to me.
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Was always trying to pollinate me
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Might have been that time he found out I knew about his allergy to bee stings
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Wouldn't keep her peddles closed around the guys!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Might have been that time he found out I knew about his allergy to bee stings
she said it was accidental I found out otherwise!
Ooops... didn't "quote"
His insect collection creeped me out!
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Never had time to say how he felt0
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She made me feel like being stung by a bee0
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And he thought he was Muhammed Ali
Haha Made a Rhyme!
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She was a poet and didn't know it!0
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he always spoke using poetry .. I need a man that wasn't such a softy0
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Her calves looked better than mine... I was soooooo jealous!0
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where does a bee keep his stinger at night? in his honey...hahaha happy friday.... she didn't like my jokes...0
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His facial hair chaffed me.
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I was over his chaffed boyfriend0
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She kept using the word "chaffed"....0
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Brought home crabs and not the eating kind 0
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She never took me to New Zealand0
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Never took me to Hawaii0
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She wouldn't go to Ireland with me.0
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Was related to Leprechauns0
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