We broke up because...

She was the only woman I knew, she got jealous.

I was too old for her

She thought I put make up on like a clown

I always kissed her lipstick off.

The sexy time with her was so incredible, I never got any sleep... I was unemployed add exhausted!!! I physically couldn't go on.

Yes. But I am on supplements now... come back, Jo!!

His wife hated me

She did nothing around the house except jump to conclusions, her only exercise

She wouldn't stop licking me

He tried to get rid of my headache by rubbing his mustache on my head !