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We broke up because...
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His wife hated me0
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She did nothing around the house except jump to conclusions, her only exercise0
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Drank too much , brewers droop
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She wouldn't stop licking me0
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She wouldn't let me get rid of her headache
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He tried to get rid of my headache by rubbing his mustache on my head !0
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She didn't specify..., tiny head or normal head
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I just couldn't stand the crazy patterns on his pillows.0
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He said 6 pillows was too much0
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I didn't choose to be happy.0
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ChooseToBeHappy125 wrote: »He said 6 pillows was too much
I had too fight through all the pillows to get to het every night.0 -
BrendanMcGroarty wrote: »I didn't choose to be happy.
I told him he should choose to be happy!0 -
I told him that I choose to be happy, so we're not breaking up!
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She was dating someone else0
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I'm scared of redheads1
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Every time I walked into the room she'd scream and run away!
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Her red lipstick got everywhere !0
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She saw right through me.1
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He didn't have a body , just legs !0
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Our children suggested it was our best option...0
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^ That makes me sad
He was always so depressing!0 -
After the 12th child he said he wanted options.0
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Didn't want a ninth child with me!0
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figured out how we had the other 8 children and cut me off!0
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He thought that Sexy time was only for procreation0
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I wanted to fill the world with her babies!0
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He packed a bag, stole my H3 and ran for the hills when I told him I was with child0
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He stole my couch cushions.0
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We wore out her couch cushions (it was her favorite place for sexy time)... she got mad when I tried to replace them. :-00
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