We broke up because...
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She worked me like I was her maid0
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She was lazy and wouldn't wash my undies0
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I got sick of scrubbing soiled undies1
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Her fault... always making me laugh till I p myself!
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She was nicknamed Peter pants0
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She left me because I didn't have one of those0
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She wanted me to give-up my Peter and thatz not happenin!0
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He was still in love with his Ex, Peter.0
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He also loved Peter0
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She always watched Pete Pan0
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I don't know! He was always bringing up some guy named Pete!
I got suspicious!0 -
She didn't like my friend Pete b/c we would get high0
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He was always stealing my Ganja and sharing it with Pete0
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She always wore no bra when we went out0
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She was always more worried about what others thought instead of how I felt0
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She insisted I wear bras when we go out. Something about a past relationship...0
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She burned all my bras0
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She called me a pyromaniac, which I admittedly can be.0
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Went pt Prison for burning down Walmart0
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She wouldn't let me shop at Walmart anymore0
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She became a Walmart greeter and it took all her time.0
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Because I finally figured it all out0
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She wouldn't move to Texas, and take compliments!
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She was always spending the money she made at walmart0 -
He always called me a girl and didn't respect my part-time job at Walmart!0
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He said he was Mike "the situation" and was always causing fights0
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He was dating Mike the situation!0
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Was always watching Jersey Shore0
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He had a thing for Tori Spelling0
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He left me for the Property Brothers... Both of them!0
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