We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I could never say no to her tacos... I was binge eating all the time!0
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Caught with his face in the neighbours tacos0
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She stopped eating my tacos, so I moved on0
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She never fixed me Mexican food.0
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SouthernCurves91 wrote: »My voice was too manly for him
She said my voice was like gravel, even when I was whispering. :-01 -
He said my voice hurt his ears, so he wore ear plugs 24/70
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He could never remember my name0
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I was gonna propose, but she changed her name0
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He proposed without a ring0
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She wanted to be married0
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She wouldn't put a ring on it0
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She always wanted to ring my neck0
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She wouldn't even wear the ring I got her on a neck chain0
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She's paranoid about potentially domestic relationship issues0
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I hear she was abusive to her last Girlfriend0
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I kick a.s.s in my day, but never a date.0
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She wanted sexy time before our first date0
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She was too innocent for me0
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She wanted to do that choking thing during sexy time... she just didn't want to stop!0
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I wasn't naughty enough for him0
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She overacted during role play of naughty school!!0
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He always wanted to role play.. even when we went to his parents house0
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Her Parents thought I was no good for her0
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She ended up sleeping with my dad.0
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Well he was Sean Connery after all!0
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She left me for Sean Connery.0
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I can't remember why0
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He didn't like my pointy elbows poking him0
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