We broke up because...
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            He allowed the dog on the bed 0 0
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            We never talked.0
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            He was way too fast0
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            she kept going out of state0
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            He didn't like that I travel0
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            She made me wear a bag on my head with another guys face taped to it. I couldn't breath.0
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            He poured his milk first then his cereal into the bowl0
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            I asked her to see the dolphins and she bought me a one way ticket to Miami.1
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            I was a better tongue wrastler than her0
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            Believe me, there was a second ticket I left on the table.0
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            He was always going to see dolphins with someone else0
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            she didn't like my hands0
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            She had baby hands0
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            said I squeezed her hand too hard0
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            He was scared of me0
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            She didn't like my baby hands0
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            She kept insisting that we tongue wrestle before bed0
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            He didn't squeeze my butt hard enough!0
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            She couldn't satisfy me0
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            he kept fainting0
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            He stresses way too much1
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            She kept fake fainting when I mentioned sexy time0
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            she kept interrupting me0
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            I couldn't satisfy her0
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            he sold himself short0
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            didn't know who he was0
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            She talked too much0
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