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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    "The world isn't getting dumber. It's just easier for dumb people to get their thoughts heard."

    -Anonymous
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I love how optimistic bowling alleys are. After every gutter ball it lifts the remaining pins up and sweeps, like it's saying "I'm sure you hit something buddy."
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    edited August 2017
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    Imagine how confusing life would be if your name was Mary Kill.
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Imagine explaining cheese on a burger to a cow.

    Or crumbed chicken breast to a chicken? Egg on chicken
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    From how often I was taught to stop drop and roll I really thought catching on fire would be a more prominent issue.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I used to notice my shadow a lot more when I was a kid.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Why do Germans use smilies like this :) or this:0 If they already got Ü oh Ö?

    @MeeseeksAndDestroy
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    A program crashing after you try to close it is its way of saying "You can't fire me, I quit."
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If I was to run NASA I'd make all ground crew dress like apes whenever Astronauts returned to Earth.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    You need to be who you need to be, to be who you want to be.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Pet stores should post "Chameleon" on empty reptile cages just to see how long people would stand and look.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Sometimes when I look at a wall clock, I swear I see it tick one second backwards.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    I have coffee breath
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I heaven't seen any new pictures of bigfoot in a while. I hope he's ok.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Be careful because one day some unborn whippersnapper might scam elderly you with some newfangled technology.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I am convinced every microwave on earth is either brand new or at least 30 years old.

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