Random Thought For the Day

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  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    Is it a coincidence that there are 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case?
  • VeronicaA76
    VeronicaA76 Posts: 1,116 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

    A glass of milk, a cookie, and forced naps in school.... Why, oh why did I complain?!?
  • VeronicaA76
    VeronicaA76 Posts: 1,116 Member
    Everyone is either a stander or a sitter, not both: butt wiping position. And cannot understand why someone would ever do it differently.
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  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    Can you write dipshit on here?
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    forward0backward wrote: »
    Can you write dipshit on here?

    Apparently yes. :)
  • joemac1988
    joemac1988 Posts: 1,021 Member
    One day my parents put me down and never picked me up again.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    Once you feel you are avoided by someone, never disturb them again.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    Don't be a Dick today.
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    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The mentality "it's only $5, why not buy it?" has probably cost people over $5000 dollars in their lifetime.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Belle and the Beast were probably executed by the servants and townsfolk just years after the movie took place, during the French Revolution.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Walking is really just a series of calculated falls...
  • Hailey_489
    Hailey_489 Posts: 247 Member
    We will never hear about the perfect crime
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Talking is weird, you're transferring your thoughts to someone else's thoughts by pushing air out of a hole in your face.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    In high school, when the teacher left the room, everyone would act a fool. Nowadays I bet all the kids just take out their phones.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It's amazing that every pub and restaurant out there has at least one employee who can write beautifully on a blackboard.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    It sometimes strikes me how weird it is to be running next to some stranger on a machine, both of us staring out of the window, watching others running or walking.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    It sometimes strikes me how weird it is to be running next to some stranger on a machine, both of us staring out of the window, watching others running or walking.

    There's a lot of benefits to the treadmill, good ones are easier on the joints and you can control your speed so you know your not slowing down, but I still prefer outdoors
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    when and if we get what we want, why is it that we no longer want it, but desire something else?
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I have 2 scars from cutting myself with scissors plus I stabbed myself in the eye.
    Scissors can be dangerous
  • VeronicaA76
    VeronicaA76 Posts: 1,116 Member
    If we are parents/masters to dogs because we bring them food. Do dogs think that the pizza delivery guy is our master?
  • VeronicaA76
    VeronicaA76 Posts: 1,116 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    I'm going to invent mini roombas that are small enough to place one on each step. Gonna be rich!

    How about one to mow the lawn? And another to do the ironing.

    As popular as BattleBots was several years back you’d think we would’ve made more advancements in robot lawn mowing technology.

    Rope, stake in the ground or tree, self propelled lawn mower. Yep, lazy lawn hack that actually works.
  • VeronicaA76
    VeronicaA76 Posts: 1,116 Member
    We need oxygen and water to survive. One is an extremely flammable and explosive gas, the other is highly corrosive to metals. We generate body heat partially due to a series of tiny electrical discharges (fire/explosion ) in our bodies.

    Is the reason we've never had contact with aliens due to the fact that Earth is quarantined due to the life there that breaths explosive gas, is on fire and lives in/around a horribly corrosive substance? *ALIEN CONVERSATION: Wanna go there? Are you nuts, there's a reason that planet is quarantined. It's lethal with freaky explosive gas breathing fire creatures!*
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The Magic School Bus was about explaining science to kids, yet the only explanation as to how the school bus operates is "magic."

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