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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    JackKopCh wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    JackKopCh wrote: »
    Why do I always imagine God to be a white man with a big white beard and wearing a tablecloth? and why do I think these when I don't believe in a God.

    Dude, that's Gandalf.

    Now that's a God I could get behind.

    It's the 420 friendly vibe, right?
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
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    24 hours in a day and 24 beer in a case....coincidence????
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Every commercial that tells kids "grown-ups are too stupid to get why it's cool!" was written by an adult manipulating stupid children.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I hope that people realize that 98% of what I say here is sarcasm and they don't actually think I am a total jerk, but then I also figure that if people don't take the time to get to know me and make assumptions that they are the jerk. Am I wrong?

    BLOCK!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
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    I wonder if a murderer ever crossed my path, contemplated murdering me, and then thought, "naah". #showerthoughts
  • subcounter
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.

    I bet it was that @lstrat115 person...I hear she's kind of a jerk... :D;)

    Well the genie said I wasn't allowed to wish for someone to fall in love with me so I said *kitten* you, Genie!
    I am sorry for ruining it for everyone

    raw
  • subcounter
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.

    I bet it was that @lstrat115 person...I hear she's kind of a jerk... :D;)

    Well the genie said I wasn't allowed to wish for someone to fall in love with me so I said *kitten* you, Genie!
    I am sorry for ruining it for everyone

    raw

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    thats my karaoke song :cry:
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  • subcounter
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.

    I bet it was that @lstrat115 person...I hear she's kind of a jerk... :D;)

    Well the genie said I wasn't allowed to wish for someone to fall in love with me so I said *kitten* you, Genie!
    I am sorry for ruining it for everyone

    raw

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    thats my karaoke song :cry:
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    <3<3
    Now I want to hear it. Make that happen

    you need a legit song as well. and possibly a pink wig

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  • subcounter
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.

    I bet it was that @lstrat115 person...I hear she's kind of a jerk... :D;)

    Well the genie said I wasn't allowed to wish for someone to fall in love with me so I said *kitten* you, Genie!
    I am sorry for ruining it for everyone

    raw

    ynhjql3rpn8k.gif


    thats my karaoke song :cry:
    giphy.gif

    <3<3
    Now I want to hear it. Make that happen

    you need a legit song as well. and possibly a pink wig

    lit-10-more.jpg

    We should do this

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  • subcounter
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    My car is being worked on today. The car place has a shuttle to take you to work or get you and bring you back there to pick up your car. I am contemplating how much they will screw with my car if I call for the shuttle and then ask them to take me to Taco Bell and back to work.

    The real question is.. How long can you keep your car there and use them as chauffeurs. You should try your luck sending them an e-mail with the dress code for the driver.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Seriously. I take back all the times I didn't want to go down for a nap as a kid.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Seriously. I take back all the times I didn't want to go down for a nap as a kid.

    Ditto-how stupid were we!!!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    slehmansentle wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Seriously. I take back all the times I didn't want to go down for a nap as a kid.

    Ditto-how stupid were we!!!

    Right?
  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
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    I always wondered,

    How many people actually want me to slap them?
  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    xzsharp wrote: »
    I always wondered,

    How many people actually want me to slap them?

    Zero, the answer is zero

    I don't think so..

    Otherwise they wouldn't say so much stupid shayt

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