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Random Thought For the Day

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  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    There should be a national dog day were people can bring their dog to work.

    Already is...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_Your_Dog_to_Work_Day
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If anybody with a "No Regrets" tattoo ever starts having regrets they can just add a comma to make it "No, Regrets".
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Bounty advertises that their paper towels are more absorbent so you don't use as many. But I can't think of a time I've ever been in a quality over quantity situation involving paper towels.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The misuse of literally makes me want to figuratively drown myself.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you wear an orange vest and hold a stop sign, literally no one will question your ability to stop traffic whenever you want.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I suddenly don't trust pockets whenever I'm carrying tickets.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If Vanilla things weren't white colored, we probably wouldn't consider it to be the opposite of chocolate.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
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    Hear that @SomebodyWakeUpHIcks , there is hope for you to work again

    Hahaha yea this definitely applies to him
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    @MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
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    Hear that @SomebodyWakeUpHIcks , there is hope for you to work again

    you mock my situation much like a parent who mocks a child who fails at sports.
  • dawn_westbury
    dawn_westbury Posts: 358 Member
    If all the brown and black bugs we hate were pink and yellow and purple they might not be so bad!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If any realistic message came out of Shrek, it would be that ugly people don't need to worry about being ugly since they will just marry other ugly people. :(
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    There's a plethora of trendy movies and music I disliked watching and listening to in the 1990s that I now "like" based on nostalgia alone.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Arrrr!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I wonder what random facts @cee134 will come up with today? :D:p
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    A statistic about myself that I would like to know is the percentage of people to whom I gave directions actually found the place they were looking for.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    As much as I use my smart phone I don't think I have ever seen it in any of my dreams.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Taking candy from a baby would actually be a responsible thing to do.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    As much as I use my smart phone I don't think I have ever seen it in any of my dreams.

    Hmmm...I don't think that I have either. Weird
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If I buy the product advertised I should never have to see the commercials or ads for it ever again.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "A fraction of the cost" is misleading as hypothetically, something could be 3/2 of the cost.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "I'm good, how are you?" is probably the most common lie in the english language.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I'm anticipating the day I search for Mandela Effect online and nothing shows up.

    @MeeseeksAndDestroy
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I'm anticipating the day I search for Mandela Effect online and nothing shows up.

    @MeeseeksAndDestroy

    Also interesting (or not) story along a similar theme...

    A long time ago after I got married I remember getting my marriage license in the mail. I remember specifically because it was a big envelope from the courthouse and the first piece of mail with my new name on it.

    I immediately put it into a special blue accordion folder I have for special documents. I also remember being disappointed that it was brown instead of colorful lol. And I also remember being impressed at how shortly it arrived.

    When I actually needed it I went to look in that folder and I couldn't find it anywhere. I looked everywhere. Finally gave up and called the courthouse for a new one. Apparently they had never sent one and you have to order and pay for the original so I would've known if I had done that.

    Well, now, thanks to you two, I have spent the last 45 minutes reading up on the Mandela Effect.
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