Random Thought For the Day

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Putting a Hot Pocket in your pocket, will make your pocket a hot pocket.
  • unfilterednate
    unfilterednate Posts: 905 Member
    Healing my mind through the focused positivity of the heart, the pain absorbed into the spirit that can't help but embrace it. Love engulfs pain, hate fails to kindness - weakness overcame by willpower
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Someone should open a frustrating car repair shop named Auto Correct.

    ...where you consistently get back someone else's car.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Being in shape is awesome but getting in shape sucks, getting fat is awesome but being fat sucks.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Next generation kids will have crazy gamer parents, so they will probably think gaming is lame.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you ever feel like no one pays attention to you, try making a sandwich in front of your dog.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The first person to use a fake mustache as a disguise was probably very successful.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    If you think nothing is impossible, try putting your skis over your shoulder and walking through a revolving door...
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    vikinglander wrote: »
    If you think nothing is impossible, try putting your skis over your shoulder and walking through a revolving door...

    It would be more entertaining if the skis are still on your feet
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone he strikes the same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something?
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Somewhere in China there's a warehouse filled with millions of fidget spinners and a company about to go bankrupt.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If google was serious about being spooky, instead of playing scary music and flicking lights, saying "Hey Google, let's get spooky!" would make your google home tell you all the things that google's algorithm has learned about you based on your data.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The first time someone steals a spaceship and flies away is going to be epic.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "Bob's Burgers" would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The phrase "Click it or Ticket" shows financial burden is a stronger deterrent than serious injury or death.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited October 2017
    Five Teenagers Summon A Demon sounds so much better than "Captain Planet."
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Greek yogurt in the United States is product marketed by a Turkish businessman and isn't Greek.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The first person ever to throw a boomerang must have been really confused/surprised.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It's way better to be the only person at a place who didn't dress up for Halloween than to be the only person who did dress up for Halloween.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    People will eat the same thing for breakfast every day of their life, but absolutely lose it when they have the same thing for dinner two nights in a row.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you take an online IQ test and pay for the results, you fail the test by default.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    You 'hear' a lot about letters being silent, but the 'h' in 'sure' is invisible.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Today would be a great day to dress up in a Slowpoke costume and go around trick or treating.

    @CanesGalactica
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Today would be a great day to dress up in a Slowpoke costume and go around trick or treating.

    @CanesGalactica

    I wish there was a "lol" option here. Alas, I look better in red than pink. :D
  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
    Sometimes honesty isn't necessary.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When we drive we put an awful lot of trust in complete strangers.
  • Justtryingmfp
    Justtryingmfp Posts: 163 Member
    Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Chuck E Cheese is a casino for children.

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