Random Thought For the Day

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Nothing says 'I love you' like saying "I love you".
  • Corprina
    Corprina Posts: 215 Member
    If it really is the thought that counts, I should probably be in jail.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Why is it that the second people walk into a Costco the completely forget how to act like they live in a civilized culture. Ugh
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The world would be much scarier if we couldn't tell which mountains were volcanoes.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    The country of Italy is only slightly larger than my home state of Arizona.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    If you think people you are hanging with talk bad about other people you know while you are there, think about what they say about you when you aren't.

    Scary.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Since most pop music has the lyrics and music written by someone else, most pop stars are just karaoke stars.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you drive too fast past a park/school, you are an *kitten*; if you drive too slowly, you are a creep.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Imagine how out of hand things would get if we didn't get hungover.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Only a couple generations will ever know the satisfaction of cleaning a trackball mouse and having it work properly again.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    No one has seen you at your worst like your corner store cashier.
  • ptcampgymokc
    ptcampgymokc Posts: 318 Member
    edited October 2017
    I want coffee... Yeah that is it. Oh and baked chicken.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The Cantina Bartender in Star Wars didn't want the Droids in his bar because they take up space without buying alcohol.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I'm sure naming babies makes you think of all the people you've disliked.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "Send Nudes" would make a great tagline for a nudist colony looking to expand.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    You need good mental practices to form proper, healthy habits that will make the physical changes you want.
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    That curry goat wasn't bad, for a first effort. But, as someone on mfp pointed out, "cooking is an art and baking is a science". My art isn't cooking. But my science is pretty damn tasty.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Back in the day (1700's for example) you may hear you favorite piece of music only three times during your whole life.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Someone should open a frustrating car repair shop named Auto Correct.
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Back in the day (1700's for example) you may hear you favorite piece of music only three times during your whole life.

    Back in the day, you may have to play that favorite piece of music yourself too
  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
    The fat cycle.

    I'm fat.
    I'm sad because I'm fat.
    I eat because I'm sad.
    I'm fat because I eat.
    It's never ending.
  • ptcampgymokc
    ptcampgymokc Posts: 318 Member
    Why are sweet not a good food group?
    Back to my carrots
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Garbage bag commercials can stop proving the bag won't rip and start showing that the string won't break.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Playing the bass in music is like your eyebrows. You don't notice it is there, but once it's gone, you're like, what?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Aquaman is pretty underrated considering he protects 70% of the Earth's surface.

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Its cool that no matter how badly you spell Bendict Cucumberpatch you still know who it is.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    In another universe, people are probably constantly finding guitar picks, left socks and hair ties and wondering where they came from.
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  • unfilterednate
    unfilterednate Posts: 905 Member
    Truth is something that has brought many realizations to my mind, my eyes ever a conduit to the soul, turn to steel, sparkle or pour. The heart hardens against the suddeness of some or softens in accepting others.. my voice blasts in fury, frustrations ringing against the ever silent walls around me.. if I was still an addict, truth would be my nicotin. Hurting me and sustaining me until the next hit. And I never want to stop my inhale, let it fill me - whether it kills me or not. Truth, my love, this hits for you.

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