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There should be an acronym for when something is mildly funny but doesn't quite deserve a lol (because that is way overused and no one ever actually laughs out loud when they use it). Maybe stm? Smile to myself? Or baomn - blow air out my nose?1
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VeronicaA76 wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »I'm going to invent mini roombas that are small enough to place one on each step. Gonna be rich!
How about one to mow the lawn? And another to do the ironing.
As popular as BattleBots was several years back you’d think we would’ve made more advancements in robot lawn mowing technology.
Rope, stake in the ground or tree, self propelled lawn mower. Yep, lazy lawn hack that actually works.
OR...Rope, stake, goat. Also fertilizes as it mows.1 -
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vikinglander wrote: »VeronicaA76 wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »I'm going to invent mini roombas that are small enough to place one on each step. Gonna be rich!
How about one to mow the lawn? And another to do the ironing.
As popular as BattleBots was several years back you’d think we would’ve made more advancements in robot lawn mowing technology.
Rope, stake in the ground or tree, self propelled lawn mower. Yep, lazy lawn hack that actually works.
OR...Rope, stake, goat. Also fertilizes as it mows.
Go to Amazon, look up "goat rental". Yep, it's a real thing.0 -
VeronicaA76 wrote: »vikinglander wrote: »VeronicaA76 wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »I'm going to invent mini roombas that are small enough to place one on each step. Gonna be rich!
How about one to mow the lawn? And another to do the ironing.
As popular as BattleBots was several years back you’d think we would’ve made more advancements in robot lawn mowing technology.
Rope, stake in the ground or tree, self propelled lawn mower. Yep, lazy lawn hack that actually works.
OR...Rope, stake, goat. Also fertilizes as it mows.
Go to Amazon, look up "goat rental". Yep, it's a real thing.
Yep, it's my retirement plan.0 -
MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »There should be an acronym for when something is mildly funny but doesn't quite deserve a lol (because that is way overused and no one ever actually laughs out loud when they use it). Maybe stm? Smile to myself? Or baomn - blow air out my nose?
I thought a long time ago it was decided on SALTS. Smiled a little, then stopped
I could go with that.0 -
Humans got so lazy that instead of cooking food with fire, we just blast it with radiation sometimes.0
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I would have never guessed, but evidently in a world full of hate, it's possible to love someone too much!
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I wonder how much $ I've made for the companies I've worked for vs how much they've paid me.0
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I don't think I'm easily offended, but if someone was to tell me that I am easily offended, I would probably be offended by it.4
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I wonder how much $ I've made for the companies I've worked for vs how much they've paid me.I don't think I'm easily offended, but if someone was to tell me that I am easily offended, I would probably be offended by it.
I would think that if you actually saw the total of the amount of money the companies earned versus what they paid you, that would be the gravest offense of all.
Power to the people...right on!0 -
Does anyone think that aliens visited earth a while back, that it was a long trip of course, and there was that one alien (who everyone knew was a little messed up), decided to get it on with some monkeys because it was "that" alien (Not the brightest), and now here we are million years later descendants of that one stupid alien?2
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LiftingRiot wrote: »Does anyone think that aliens visited earth a while back, that it was a long trip of course, and there was that one alien (who everyone knew was a little messed up), decided to get it on with some monkeys because it was "that" alien (Not the brightest), and now here we are million years later descendants of that one stupid alien?
It is certainly as valid an explanation as any other...as to how we 'got' here!0 -
I think we should be more thankful that spiders don't travel in groups.2
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LiftingRiot wrote: »Does anyone think that aliens visited earth a while back, that it was a long trip of course, and there was that one alien (who everyone knew was a little messed up), decided to get it on with some monkeys because it was "that" alien (Not the brightest), and now here we are million years later descendants of that one stupid alien?
I think genetic experimentation is a much better explanation than the alien simply got it on with a monkey lol0 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Does anyone think that aliens visited earth a while back, that it was a long trip of course, and there was that one alien (who everyone knew was a little messed up), decided to get it on with some monkeys because it was "that" alien (Not the brightest), and now here we are million years later descendants of that one stupid alien?
I think genetic experimentation is a much better explanation than the alien simply got it on with a monkey lol
Yeah, but the Kinky Sex hypothesis is so much more likely than any planned experimentation.0 -
vikinglander wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Does anyone think that aliens visited earth a while back, that it was a long trip of course, and there was that one alien (who everyone knew was a little messed up), decided to get it on with some monkeys because it was "that" alien (Not the brightest), and now here we are million years later descendants of that one stupid alien?
I think genetic experimentation is a much better explanation than the alien simply got it on with a monkey lol
Yeah, but the Kinky Sex hypothesis is so much more likely than any planned experimentation.
But considering the likelihood of an alien species being able to successfully mate and produce an offspring with a monkey... No its not, although maybe more humorous.0 -
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People are concerned about the planet we're leaving for our kids, but give zero *kitten* about what kind of kids we're leaving for our planet.2
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I hate when the roof of my mouth itches.0
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If you're driving in the fast lane then go faster then the cars in the slow lane or move over and get out of my way!!!0
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I'm so bored at work I'm actually in the forums.0
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_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »I'm so bored at work I'm actually in the forums.
Join the club.1 -
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There should be a national dog day were people can bring their dog to work.0
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