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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I'm anticipating the day I search for Mandela Effect online and nothing shows up.

    @MeeseeksAndDestroy

    Also interesting (or not) story along a similar theme...

    A long time ago after I got married I remember getting my marriage license in the mail. I remember specifically because it was a big envelope from the courthouse and the first piece of mail with my new name on it.

    I immediately put it into a special blue accordion folder I have for special documents. I also remember being disappointed that it was brown instead of colorful lol. And I also remember being impressed at how shortly it arrived.

    When I actually needed it I went to look in that folder and I couldn't find it anywhere. I looked everywhere. Finally gave up and called the courthouse for a new one. Apparently they had never sent one and you have to order and pay for the original so I would've known if I had done that.

    Maybe you ate something weird, like ketchup covered donuts, before you went to bed and that gave you a vivid dream?
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Why do love songs keep citing Romeo and Juliet? Their love only lasted 3 days and killed 6 people.
  • rae1721
    rae1721 Posts: 332 Member
    I wonder how many ppl are at the gym right now named Jim.....
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    People who say "I'm such a nerd", usually aren't nerds at all.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Millions of years of evolution has molded us into a species that has legitimate trouble figuring out what the *kitten* to eat.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited September 2017
    Soon drones will be flying million's of pizza's above our heads all the time.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    I think that I am going to start using the word ducking as an actual swear word from now on...just easier
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Soon drones will be flying million's of pizza's above our heads all the time.

    That means the likelihood of finding a random pizza on your way home will go up dramatically, and that is awesome.

    "Ma' Get my gun, another Pizza bird is flying by."
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I think that I am going to start using the word ducking as an actual swear word from now on...just easier

    That's ducking awesome.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you're drunk at noon, you're either living very well, or very poorly.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    There's no such thing as an un-cute puppy. Babies on the other hand...
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I'd rather be playing tennis
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    There was the stone age, bronze and iron age so we must now be in the plastic age.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Dollar stores in the 1800's must have had some really fancy stuff.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The first man who gave a colorful sparkly stone to a girl really had no idea what he was getting the rest of us into.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When someone tells you to stop horsing around they're actually telling you to be stable.
  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,817 Member
    we aren't learning from our mistakes. we aren't learning and remembering from history.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    Hypocrites and sinners are the ones to first point the finger
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Empty cop cars on the side of the road are like human scarecrows.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Let's all be thankful that shoelaces aren't worms forced into slave labor.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Let's all be thankful that shoelaces aren't worms forced into slave labor.

    You can't even begin to imagine the fear and disgust this brought to me
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Let's all be thankful that shoelaces aren't worms forced into slave labor.

    You can't even begin to imagine the fear and disgust this brought to me

    I can imagine it a little bit.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Hollywood should hype up a Groundhog Day sequel and then just play the original in theaters on opening day.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Every Scooby-Doo episode would be two minutes long if the gang just went to the mask store first and asked a few relevant questions.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Humans built a space rocket with stuff we found in the dirt.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    I really like old metal advertisement signs
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    Hypocrites and sinners are the ones to first point the finger

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If we allowed people to adopt tigers as pets, we'd probably save the tiger population while getting our own population under control at the same time.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you named your alcohol “Responsibly,” then your competitors would do all of your advertising for you.

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