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Random Thought For the Day
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »I'm anticipating the day I search for Mandela Effect online and nothing shows up.
@MeeseeksAndDestroy
Also interesting (or not) story along a similar theme...
A long time ago after I got married I remember getting my marriage license in the mail. I remember specifically because it was a big envelope from the courthouse and the first piece of mail with my new name on it.
I immediately put it into a special blue accordion folder I have for special documents. I also remember being disappointed that it was brown instead of colorful lol. And I also remember being impressed at how shortly it arrived.
When I actually needed it I went to look in that folder and I couldn't find it anywhere. I looked everywhere. Finally gave up and called the courthouse for a new one. Apparently they had never sent one and you have to order and pay for the original so I would've known if I had done that.
Maybe you ate something weird, like ketchup covered donuts, before you went to bed and that gave you a vivid dream?1 -
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Why do love songs keep citing Romeo and Juliet? Their love only lasted 3 days and killed 6 people.0
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I wonder how many ppl are at the gym right now named Jim.....1
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People who say "I'm such a nerd", usually aren't nerds at all.0
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Millions of years of evolution has molded us into a species that has legitimate trouble figuring out what the *kitten* to eat.0
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Soon drones will be flying million's of pizza's above our heads all the time.0
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I think that I am going to start using the word ducking as an actual swear word from now on...just easier0
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Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »
"Ma' Get my gun, another Pizza bird is flying by."1 -
If you're drunk at noon, you're either living very well, or very poorly.0
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There's no such thing as an un-cute puppy. Babies on the other hand...2
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I'd rather be playing tennis0
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There was the stone age, bronze and iron age so we must now be in the plastic age.3
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Dollar stores in the 1800's must have had some really fancy stuff.2
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The first man who gave a colorful sparkly stone to a girl really had no idea what he was getting the rest of us into.1
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When someone tells you to stop horsing around they're actually telling you to be stable.2
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we aren't learning from our mistakes. we aren't learning and remembering from history.0
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Hypocrites and sinners are the ones to first point the finger2
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Empty cop cars on the side of the road are like human scarecrows.1
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Let's all be thankful that shoelaces aren't worms forced into slave labor.1
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Hollywood should hype up a Groundhog Day sequel and then just play the original in theaters on opening day.3
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Every Scooby-Doo episode would be two minutes long if the gang just went to the mask store first and asked a few relevant questions.0
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Humans built a space rocket with stuff we found in the dirt.1
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I really like old metal advertisement signs0
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If we allowed people to adopt tigers as pets, we'd probably save the tiger population while getting our own population under control at the same time.1
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If you named your alcohol “Responsibly,” then your competitors would do all of your advertising for you.1
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