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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    If the plural of goose is geese, why is not the plural of moose meese? And, if the plural of mouse is mice, why is not the plural of house hice?
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    Life is not supposed to be easy.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If someone from 1980 traveled to 2018 and heard the term "SkyMall", they would think it was something infinitely cooler than it is.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    If someone from 1980 traveled to 2018 and heard the term "SkyMall", they would think it was something infinitely cooler than it is.

    Always thought these were amazing - Artist created these cards for the 1900's World's Fair as a prediction of future technology and advances. Pretty spot on with some of this before these were even close to reality.

    https://publicdomainreview.org/collections/france-in-the-year-2000-1899-1910/
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    Did the lady behind me pay for the lady behind her and did she pay for the person behind her ? I wonder how far it went before someone just ended it
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Your tongue’s ability to detect hair is underrated.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    You have to admire the stability of the Mushroom Kingdom while their ruler is kidnapped.

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    People in sitcoms never laugh at each other's jokes.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Being a pilot is like being a cool bus driver, but a lame astronaut.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The people who say “life’s not fair, get over it” are usually the people who are directly making life unfair.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    If all I do is joke and bs with someone it's because I don't trust letting my walls down.

    When you know the ugly truths about my life it means I trust you.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    If all I do is joke and bs with someone it's because I don't trust letting my walls down.

    When you know the ugly truths about my life it means I trust you.

    I know you like cats. Does that mean you trust me?
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    If all I do is joke and bs with someone it's because I don't trust letting my walls down.

    When you know the ugly truths about my life it means I trust you.

    I know you like cats. Does that mean you trust me?

    I trust that your puns will always make me laugh. :wink:
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    If all I do is joke and bs with someone it's because I don't trust letting my walls down.

    When you know the ugly truths about my life it means I trust you.

    I know you like cats. Does that mean you trust me?

    I trust that your puns will always make me laugh. :wink:

    Aw shucks
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The biggest downside to cell phones is that instead of an argument being over when you leave for work, now - thanks to texting - the argument can continue All. *kitten*. Day.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Scientists are adult kids stuck in the "why phase".
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The moment someone asks for the board game instructions, you know it's getting serious.
  • Lonestar5715
    Lonestar5715 Posts: 466 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    The moment someone asks for the board game instructions, you know it's getting serious.

    The moment someone asks for the board game instructions it's no longer about the game. ;)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Bartenders are basically professionals that we hire to poison us very slowly in creative ways.

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