Random Thought For the Day

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    You can't get laid in a Porsche.
    But if you drive one, you'll get laid.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It would be awfully disappointing to travel to a distant star only to see it disappear enroute b/c we didn't know it was already gone until the light got to us.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When you get half a pickle with your sandwich, you are sharing a pickle with a stranger.
  • Justtryingmfp
    Justtryingmfp Posts: 163 Member
    I wish pancakes were more cake and less pan.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Most cat owners meow more than cats themselves.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Everybody's lips were probably so *kitten* chapped during the ice age.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Why is there an obsession with alliterative naming? Don't tacos and tiddies taste just as great on Fridays as Tuesdays or Thursdays? Does the new baby elephant at the zoo have to be an Eddie or an Ernie?
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Elevators must feel like teleporters to a dog.
  • pogiguy05
    pogiguy05 Posts: 1,583 Member
    Jack was nimble and jack was quick, but jack tried to get slick and burnt his dick. :p:D
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    Jack was nimble and jack was quick, but jack tried to get slick and burnt his dick. :p:D

    There was a song by a guy called Judge Dread which had the line

    Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jumped over a candle stick
    Silly boy should have jumped higher goodness gracious great balls of fire
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Baby gates are the exact equivalent to - This area is locked until you’ve gained more experience.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The first actor who said "curses" while playing a villain may have just been reading the stage directions.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The only use of pennies is to avoid getting more.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It’s easier to send a signal to space and back than walk to the window and open the curtains to check the weather in the morning.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The color gray is the most fascinating color. It possesses an equal and paradoxical combination of the presence of all visible light and the absence of all visible light.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited November 2017
    If Mrs. Doubtfire was from Pierce Brosnan's point of view it would be about a kind, gentle man struggling against a psychopathic ex-husband who finally attempts to kill him.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Out of all the things that “Taste like chicken”, eggs are not one of them.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The first person to do a back flip was probably considered the coolest guy in the ancient world.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Its common for babies to fall asleep and wake up in different locations all the time, but as an adult the idea of that happening is terrifying.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    No one has ever clicked on a link and said "this article would be better if it was a slideshow."
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