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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you' probably explains why so many guys send unsolicited nudes.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited March 2017
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    When I'm driving 45 mph behind someone in a 45 zone, I'm like hurry the *kitten* up! But, when I'm driving 45 mph alone.... I'm totally cool with it, hell I might even go 43.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If Hallmark sold "you park like *kitten*" cards, they'd probably make a fortune.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I'm probably more embarrassed of my calculator history than my Internet history.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    As a loyal customer, I feel really ripped off when companies have a promotion for new customers but offer nothing for customers who have been with them for years.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Zombies on treadmills would be an excellent source of renewable energy.
  • carfanman
    carfanman Posts: 271 Member
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    If only the good die young the rest of us must be pricks...
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The P in PJs stands for puh.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I wish I could store up wifi like a battery and use it throughout the day.

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