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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If you ever feel like no one pays attention to you, try making a sandwich in front of your dog.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The first person to use a fake mustache as a disguise was probably very successful.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
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    If you think nothing is impossible, try putting your skis over your shoulder and walking through a revolving door...
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
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    vikinglander wrote: »
    If you think nothing is impossible, try putting your skis over your shoulder and walking through a revolving door...

    It would be more entertaining if the skis are still on your feet
  • cee134
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    In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone he strikes the same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Somewhere in China there's a warehouse filled with millions of fidget spinners and a company about to go bankrupt.
  • cee134
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    If google was serious about being spooky, instead of playing scary music and flicking lights, saying "Hey Google, let's get spooky!" would make your google home tell you all the things that google's algorithm has learned about you based on your data.
  • cee134
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    The first time someone steals a spaceship and flies away is going to be epic.
  • cee134
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    "Bob's Burgers" would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The phrase "Click it or Ticket" shows financial burden is a stronger deterrent than serious injury or death.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited October 2017
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    Five Teenagers Summon A Demon sounds so much better than "Captain Planet."
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Greek yogurt in the United States is product marketed by a Turkish businessman and isn't Greek.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The first person ever to throw a boomerang must have been really confused/surprised.
  • cee134
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    It's way better to be the only person at a place who didn't dress up for Halloween than to be the only person who did dress up for Halloween.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    People will eat the same thing for breakfast every day of their life, but absolutely lose it when they have the same thing for dinner two nights in a row.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If you take an online IQ test and pay for the results, you fail the test by default.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    You 'hear' a lot about letters being silent, but the 'h' in 'sure' is invisible.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Today would be a great day to dress up in a Slowpoke costume and go around trick or treating.

    @CanesGalactica

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