We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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she only gave her admiration to others0
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She had pipes, I had guns, it was doomed right from the start0
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She was mad when she couldn't beat me armwrestling0
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I couldn't best her cause she hit me with her pipes. It hurt, I'm delicate0
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cause he preferred goats0
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She didn't let me cut her hair0
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she was a poor kisser0
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She was mean
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She was controlling
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Her feet felt like an alligators0
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She was always crying crocodile tears1
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She shaved my head while sleeping0
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I wasn't attracted to her Mullet0
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I was attracted to mullets0
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We wore the same size Brassiere 0
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she kept 'borrowing' my clothes!0
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I came home early and caught him prancing around in my heels!
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Her 'heels' were so huge I used them for doing my leg extensions0
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His feet were teeny tiny
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she had projective body dysmorphia and thought everyone was tiny!0
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He's delicate. I thought I'd break him0
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He hid all the fruit...... On the bottom0
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She hid her bottom.... under the fruit!0
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He was allergic to strawberry0
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She dyed her hair..... *strawberry* (shudder)0
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He intimidated me0
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she always took her clothes off when she said hello!0
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I wouldn't buy makeup0
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He ate my Doritos0
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They where mine!0
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