We broke up because...
Options
Replies
-
Kept leaving her weapons all over the house2
-
Always played with her swords0
-
She didn't have a penis...2
-
She thought I needed a penis0
-
She hated my hammer toe0
-
Her sword wasn't long enough0
-
She went crazy and thinks she super woman!!! She tried to fly people and take me with her!!
CuCU stay away0 -
she found out i had another love - Heinz real Yellow Mustard0
-
Heinz ketchup was better than mustard...0
-
she couldnt handle the tang0
-
U had to bring that up!
0 -
She always claimed "Top!"0
-
I was the other woman0
-
she was like a door knob, everyone had their turn!1
-
It was too tight0
-
To small to fit1
-
my personality0
-
Very big personality lolo
0 -
she prefered light drapes0
-
He won't admit he's a vampire0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 392.1K Introduce Yourself
- 43.6K Getting Started
- 259.9K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.7K Food and Nutrition
- 47.4K Recipes
- 232.4K Fitness and Exercise
- 403 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.8K Motivation and Support
- 7.9K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 982 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.4K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions