We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

initials1248 · August 2017

she was pretty but i didnt know she was really a man

SouthernCurves91 · August 2017

He was always calling me sir

AliNouveau · August 2017

She had 91 ways to leave

SouthernCurves91 · August 2017

Only wanted to watch Star Wars

SuperStampede · August 2017

Always got tangled in the strings of her top!

SouthernCurves91 · August 2017

He was always lagging behind

Pipsqueakz · August 2017

He' would put his cape over side of face and walk in like a vampire and say I'm going to suck your blood

liftorgohome · August 2017

She wore mens boxers

SuperStampede · August 2017

Pipsqueakz wrote: »

He' would put his cape over side of face and walk in like a vampire and say I'm going to suck your blood

My cape muffled my voice and she always thought I was saying "blood"

SouthernCurves91 wrote: »

He was always lagging behind

She could never appreciate how slow and methodical I was... LoL!

AliNouveau · August 2017

He only wore pale pink lace.... No fuchsia or Cherise pale pink

SouthernCurves91 · August 2017

She always had her back to me

SuperStampede · August 2017

Everything was always black & white with her. ;-)

SouthernCurves91 · August 2017

I liked to be straight forward... he was always beating around the bush (unless he had a few beers)

SuperStampede · August 2017

I was always trying to convince her that 1 in the hand was better than 2 in the bush... IT'S a cliché! Don't think dirty!

SouthernCurves91 · August 2017

Always wanted to play strip poker... I always lost. Tired of being naked

SuperStampede · August 2017

She never wanted to embrace her exhibitionism

SouthernCurves91 · August 2017

Didn't like my singing... said it hurt his ears

bruby28 · August 2017

She wore her nasty shoes to bed every night

SuperStampede · August 2017

She would never wear her heels to bed for me!

SouthernCurves91 · August 2017

He never let me take my heels off...even in the shower. It was horrible!!

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