We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She could never explain how she got the rug burns... :-(0
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He only liked my feet... bit weird0
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He was super boring in bed0
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She wasn't flexible enough in bed0
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she wouldnt share the bed0
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Got his genders mixed up. I always felt he was a upset I was a she... Not that there's anything wrong it0
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She made me watch star wars1
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she was pretty but i didnt know she was really a man0
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He was always calling me sir0
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She had 91 ways to leave0
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Only wanted to watch Star Wars0
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Always got tangled in the strings of her top!0
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He was always lagging behind0
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He' would put his cape over side of face and walk in like a vampire and say I'm going to suck your blood0
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She wore mens boxers0
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Pipsqueakz wrote: »He' would put his cape over side of face and walk in like a vampire and say I'm going to suck your blood
My cape muffled my voice and she always thought I was saying "blood"
SouthernCurves91 wrote: »He was always lagging behind
She could never appreciate how slow and methodical I was... LoL!0 -
He only wore pale pink lace.... No fuchsia or Cherise pale pink0
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She always had her back to me0
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Everything was always black & white with her. ;-)0
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I liked to be straight forward... he was always beating around the bush (unless he had a few beers)0
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I was always trying to convince her that 1 in the hand was better than 2 in the bush... IT'S a cliché! Don't think dirty! 0
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Always wanted to play strip poker... I always lost. Tired of being naked0
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She never wanted to embrace her exhibitionism0
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Didn't like my singing... said it hurt his ears0
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She wore her nasty shoes to bed every night0
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She would never wear her heels to bed for me!0
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He never let me take my heels off...even in the shower. It was horrible!!0
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she never let me in the shower0
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She used her heels to kick me in my privates and then laughed when I spoke in a high pitched voice1
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He forgot that I was very proud of his rendition of Ave Maria in the Boy's Choir0
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