My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She started throwing things0
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She took her hair off and hung it up0
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Til his mom called and told him to get home!0
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She hand cuffed me to the bed and accidentally lost the key1
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He got allergic to feathers
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She said she hated pizza0
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He asked if I ever had a lil frog in my throat.
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he passed out at the table0
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She wrecked the place0
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He went to the restroom but never came back. 15 minutes later the waitresses brings me a plate of fried frog legs and dipping sauce.1
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Till he had to get up, get dressed and leave to go home
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She left me at Hanging Rock when she ran off with the Hottie Ranger!0
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She sacrificed me to the dark prince.0
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until she challenged me to s staring contest
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I stared into her soul.0
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She stabbed me in the heart1
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He got the runs ..1
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She thought going to KFC for a first date was fun, but it gave me the runs0
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