We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He kept hypnotizing me and causing me to act like a chicken for the amusement of his friends and family. It was just too much.0
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She showed up at my office christmas party in a chicken costume....claimed she was "hypnotized"1
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She..cluck...was always questioning...cluck...my loyalty..cluck...as if...cluck I would put ....cluck..my friends before her...cluck1
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He persisted in dating all my friends, saying that everyone does it.0
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She did more than just date my friends!0
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I found out that he was Pimping out his Ex!
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I went to the store one night and when I returned she had moved 9 states away!0
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Couldn't handle all of the passion that comes in this little package!0
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He always kept goosing me!0
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Never happening
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You're DANG right it didn't!! Come here you beautiful Sheila!!1
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SuperStampede wrote: »You're DANG right it didn't!! Come here you beautiful Sheila!!
Im coming mate
handsome bloke 
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She kept screaming out "Handsome Bloke" during sexy time0
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she kept calling out random names that weren't mine during sexi time0
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Didn't like role playing1
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By role playing she meant that she wanted me to play dead while she went out with the neighbor0
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The neighbor was Foxy
I preferred Foxes more than Pandas!0 -
She didn't appreciate my affliction with bamboo0
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You don't want to know what I caught her doing with that Bamboo!
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She impaled me with one of my Chocolate Patent leather, Strappy Slings0
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I was a better dancer than her . She just could not accept it .1
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Brewers droop every night
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she wanted to have a go with someone else0
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She didn't want to be my Pimp to increase my harem0
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Lol^^ manho
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Timtam Pimp0
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