We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Yes it is, you pimped out all my tasty timtams0
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He was sharing his tasty timtams0
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she wanted to only have my timtams and not let me share0
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It ended the day he tried to share me with his Friends1
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She was always showing up when I was on a date0
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she didnt let me watch my fav series0
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She always wanted to watch Scandal
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She always posts after herself to bring threads back to the top
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she liked little einsteins0
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She didn't know how to properly cook brains0
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She was always eating our neighbors
I was tired of having to move every three months0 -
She had no sense of adventure0
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didn't want to move away from brains and try eyeballs0
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Gloriam_Sanguinis wrote: »He actually didn't eat eyeballs. Turns out it was an act and he couldn't stomach the Sviđ (sheep head) and freaked our when I ate the eyeball..
She didn't like mountain oysters0 -
He did that thing that was really icky0
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She didn't like the way I did that sumpin sumpin0
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She didn't like how my legs would fall off when we'd scissor0
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She fell to bits..like literally fell apart..0
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She couldn't handle me at my worst0
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_BlackSunshine_ wrote: »She couldn't handle me at my worst
..not true, I tried to staple, glue and tape you back together..
Lets give it another go
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »_BlackSunshine_ wrote: »She couldn't handle me at my worst ..not true, I tried to staple, glue and tape you back together..
Lets give it another go
I've been using a new adhesive... Let's do this!
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She was stuck on someone else0
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She was allergic to my adhesive and loving her meant falling apart0
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Loving her was easy cause she's beautiful....
Then her nose fell off and I had to go0 -
She was all about looks1
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Oh she nose why
It was my puns she never laughed0 -
She was an emotional wreck but kept accusing me of falling apart0
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I found out u where a dude0
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Jamison_Purry wrote: »I found out u where a dude
You claimed to be a man but didn't have the goods1
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