We broke up because...
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She discovered my plot to kill her. Darn google history0
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AliNouveau wrote: »She discovered my plot to kill her. Darn google history
She didn't know how to clear her browser history0 -
She was killing me softly with her song0
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She didn't like my singing0
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She was strumming my pain with her fingers0
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that thing that she did, pissed me off, had to break up! LOL0
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She kept telling me I reminded her of her ex; who was gay and very promiscuous.0
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The drugs kept wearing off0
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Not sure I keep thinking it could've been so beautiful, could've been so right0
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She stop taking selfies on her staircase0
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She stopped stalking me0
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She was ashamed of my "condition"0
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She didn't realize I was still stalking with a new name...0
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She was Stalking someone else0
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She was trapped in the closet and refused to come out0
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I came out of the Closet and confessed that I Love the Mens0
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I hated his girlfriend0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I came out of the Closet and confessed that I Love the Mens
Get back in the closet!
She never learns0 -
She was attracted to Blondes0
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Complained about my smell0
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Bad Hygiene0
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She would only refer to vaginas as the no-no button2
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She wouldn't buy a shower head that didn't blow my skin off and there was no tub0
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Man hands
Like she has a closet full of them2 -
She found my snack closet0
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I was computer illiterate...0
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He only communicated with grunts0
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She would fly off the handle if i grunted0
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She wouldn't stop talking about eating brains.0
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She hated my hobbies
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