My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She howled at the moon & then bit me. I thought it was just getting good after that point. Only reason it was over is she ran off into the woods after that.0
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He noticed the moon and all of a sudden scampered away0
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...I found out that she was sharing the noodz I sent her; on a humor website.0
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She ordered me a salad and sent the waiter away0
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I woke up in their bed the next morning with no memory of the night before0
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I found out she was a Blackout drunk0
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She kept texting her ex0
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Her nose fell in my soup0
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someone else turned up and made things.....awkward!0
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She uncuffed me from the bed & let me go...1
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A lot of unanswered questions0
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His mum said he had a curfew
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Send me a list of them. LOLAllYouNeedIsLuv wrote: »A lot of unanswered questions0 -
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She started to play mum and tell me how I should dress0
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He showed everyone his helicopter in the restaurant. .wheeeeeee lol0
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I prefer the lassoo, but if you like the helicopter more.......0
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He dangled his bits in my soup
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Hahahahahahahahahaha!
She invited me over for Dinner and served leftover soup!0 -
She gave me my nose I had lost on a date with someone else0
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she took a bite out of my thigh~0
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He said he wasn't into biting0
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She had the audacity to order red with fish0
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She revealed that she was really Conan0
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we compared our lineage and found out that she is my long lost sister0
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He started charting family trees. Once bitten twice shy he said.0
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