My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She pulled out her tool belt and told me to get to work1
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When she smiles and she had food in her teeth0
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She started picking at my teeth with her fork0
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She told me I had food in my teeth all night.0
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She put me in a headlock with those guns0
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she turned in to a Vimpiress and wanted to suck my....... blood0
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He wouldn't cuddle, said it was too hot
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Until she failed to show up0
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He tried to make me eat his twinkie dong...0
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@Maxcannon_ walked in and I left with him.1
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I found out @Maxcannon_ was her third husband0
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He didn't want to be my fourth hubby.
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_Captivated_ wrote: »He didn't want to be my fourth hubby.
Until she found out I wasn't the guy from the plane1 -
He sneezed in my salad0
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She offered me her salad0
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she didn't like the "free" dressing I put on her salad0
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he said he forgot his wallet0
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She always ordered the most expensive item on the Menu0
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although I could cover her expensive tastes, when she said she wanted to use my back as a table, that was it0
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her better half showed up0
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He chewed with his mouth open, ate his peas with his knife, and slurped the coffee. The End.1
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wouldn't eat any food and talked a lot0
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He shhhhhhh'd me!
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Didn't know shhhhhing was a new thing0
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Went to the bathroom and crawled out the window..left me with the bill1
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She caught up with me and made me pay for dinner after she added 8 drinks and a crab dinner to go to it.1
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He said we'd go one for one on tequila shots......not a good idea0
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