My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He kept bringing up his Ex with the flatulence problems0
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Kept demonstrating the flatulence date she had before...ewwww!0
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until he kept trying to put an apple in MY mouth!1
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Pulled our a set of spurs and a feather...the feather made me nervous!0
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Til I rode him around with my spurs ON! Lol1
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I squilled until I could squill no more.1
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she started to dance on top of the table0
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She wouldn't let me join in dancing on the table0
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Made him watch.0
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He got up on the table to dance and exposed his G string
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was jealous that my humps looked better in a g than hers0
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He told me that he wasn't attracted to my Lady humps0
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When I found out she was putting water in my glass and said it was a new shot!! I still totally drank it like a shot! And dances all night0
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till her partner showed up0
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He passed out drunk0
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She got us kicked out for stealing wine behind the bar0
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I found out she was married0
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he had 2 wifes1
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I got drunk and threw up on her shoes....no sense of humor that one...0
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He forgot me at the nude beach.0
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Her husband showed up...at the nude beach...0
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he suggested we go to a nude beach0
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She said she didn't EVER want to see me nude!0
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...it was going great. Wonderful dinner, took in a show. Then she invited me to her place and said "let me slip into something more comfortable" to which I replied (internally) "giggety".
Then she steps out with nothing but a strap on she affectionately called "The Decimator" and told me she was all out of lube but did have a ball gag.1 -
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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She couldn't stop laughing like a maniac1
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He started running...and kept running0
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she cried over her ex0
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Her husband walked in.0
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She won!0
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