My date with the person above me was going great until...

suzreen

She tried to sell me Amway, Avon, timeshare condominiums, and her new brand of religion.

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suzreen

Until he started pointing at people and guessing their weight, then demanding a prize if he was right.

pigheaded

She kept on about blood type and pain tolerance. The leather collar was just over the top...it chaffed!

Egger29

The sharknado hit!

suzreen

We got on a plane and it was full of SNAKES!

finny11122

Dog the bounty hunter arrested her

BreezyPeezy5

The bounty hunter arrested him too

NYactor1

She told me she was on one of those 'wanted' sheets you see in the post office

NLP6618

Kept checking hisselfout. Ignoring me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She started hitting on the Bartender

finny11122

She started saying how great communism is .

123liveoak

I tripped and fell in another man's lap...it was an accident i swear

FabulousFantasticFifty

I caught her Lap dancing some Guy

NLP6618

Linda can twerk. Lol

FabulousFantasticFifty

Just because I can doesn't mean I would ever!!!

Dyl1789

she wouldn't twerk for me

Essenzook

....until she went into character as a warrior princess

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jillcarslake

Was going great until my husband caught us

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out she was married

Dyl1789

I found out she wanted to run away with me from her gansta ex

Essenzook

He had separation anxiety

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her knickers got caught in the Swing and she broke her hip

Dyl1789

I found out she was wearing knickers

slimgirljo15

His wife walked in

Essenzook

Realized he was too into knickers

Dyl1789

Essenzook

Jo and posted at the same time. C'est la vie.

....until it became hung up on gender

liftorgohome

Until she farted and we had to leave the restuarant