We broke up because...
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He never went to the dr to get that checked out.0
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She preferred sitting on B*lls! LOL
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He hated the way I decorated his Bachelor Pad0
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She had too much pink in my bachelor pad, and then she added feminine products to my medicine cabinet0
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Because of the medication I found in his medicine cabinet!
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She won't stop snooping! Nothing is safe.0
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She was always trying to hide things from me!0
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The Blue pills were getting too expensive!0
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she'd always slip something in my drink in the evening and then I wouldn't remember anything until the next morning.0
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he took crazy to a whole new level0
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He didn't appreciate my creative dinners0
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She served me sautéed skunk0
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She disappeared and left me up to my neck in debt0
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She was broke0
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wanted to say something mean, but who says anything mean to fab?
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Because she was just too perfect0 -
He kept calling me Jason0
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I couldn't dance...0
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He couldn't dance and wasn't willing to learn!0
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Never wanted to learn pole or table dancing with her,0
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Was always belittling my Profession as an Exotic Dancer!
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She kept falling off the pole in our bedroom.0
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I braided his hair while he was sleeping.0
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wanted her to braid my hair, but realized I have none and so she left1
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Wanted to share the same razor I use1
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Used my Venus Razor for his manscaping!
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