My date with the person above me was going great until...
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We went on a high speed car chase1
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She wouldn't give me desert after I forked out over $100 for dinner and drinks0
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thought $100 bucks for a boys night was a good night.......little did he know I'd planned a trip to the strip club and he was paying0
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He stood me up to go to the Strip Club with my last date that thought I was a Hooker!0
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She thought I was a hooker and left me to join the boys at the strip club, too0
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Until I found out she was a little older..0
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until her partner showed up0
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Until he disappeared0
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he excused himself I assumed to go to the bathroom but it was to start a new date with someone two tables away0
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Until I found out she dated everyone in town before me.0
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he shot me with the nerf toy that came in the happy meals he got us0
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She laughed at my joke and soda came out of her nose0
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His jokes were all about me0
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until I said some thing wrong hello lovely0
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He started singing we are the world at the top of his lungs0
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She lit up that cigarette0
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She got explosive diarrhoea0
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She accidentally set fire to the curtains at the spa0
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She said want to skip school
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He bit me0
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she hit me
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Hr tongue found its way into our Waiter's mouth0
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vonveganstein wrote: »she hit me
Pulllease ..it was a gentle love tap
She left me with the bill and ran off with the waiter1 -
Took my credit card!0
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Their ex showed up and demanded their credit card back0
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She went to the bathroom and never came back0
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took selfies while I ate and he took ba rm selfies0
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Said she wanted to meet my mother...it was just the 1st date!0
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