How lazy are you?
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Come on, share your stories. What is the most (or is it least?) you have done to get out of doing something?
I will get the ball rolling.
When I was in my early teens, I went to get the clothes off the line for my mum. Instead of taking them off, I sprayed them with a hose a little so I can say they were still wet when I checked. I could have just said they were wet, but that would be a lie. So a quick hosing and you are in truth city, population me.
So how about you? How lazy can you be?
I will get the ball rolling.
When I was in my early teens, I went to get the clothes off the line for my mum. Instead of taking them off, I sprayed them with a hose a little so I can say they were still wet when I checked. I could have just said they were wet, but that would be a lie. So a quick hosing and you are in truth city, population me.
So how about you? How lazy can you be?
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A quick hosing is never good. Never.0
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I would tell you my lazy story but I'm too lazy to type it.6
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Just_J_Now wrote: »I would tell you my lazy story but I'm too lazy to type it.
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Sometimes I'm too lazy to put makeup on for selfies so I just block out my face with a sticker.4
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meh0
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Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »...
I see your ... and raise you
Have you ever been so utterly stressed out that you had to step aside for a few moments and close your eyes, pretending you’re somewhere else entirely? There are many things in life that I look forward to. Through tedious tasks each day, I can’t help but daydream about the things that I would most prefer to be doing. Sometimes it could be as simple as enjoying a coffee ice cream shake. For the most part, however, I fantasize about my favorite non-food items. A warm, sunny day with a gentle breeze. The fact that @MeeseeksAndDestroy is a thespian. A picnic at my favorite brook. Long road trips with great tunes and a friend. Though these are all fantastic ideas, I have to say that there is one day-off activity that I am an utter expert at: the ultimate retreat: the lazy day on the couch. Expert planning of a lazy day on the couch includes procuring the necessary items, food, and attire.
There are many components to the perfect day. Firstly, you must have the necessary items to make a lazy day just that- LAZY. These items include, but are not limited to, a wide assortment of movies and books. In order to completely anticipate the fluctuating moods and interests of a lazy lounger- there have to be at least six genres of movies. Action, romance, comedy, horror, suspense, and mystery. Books have to be varied- but not necessary by genre. I usually like to have at least three of my favorite old stand-bys, and two or three new books that are waiting to be read. Without these things, you run the risk of becoming bored and lazy- which is not nearly as much fun as just being lazy. Extra blankets and poufy pillows for the couch are a must. There is no lee-way on that subject. Without squashy pillows, the lazy day becomes an uncomfortable fiasco.4 -
Anyone ever pick something up from the floor with their toes because you're too lazy to bend down? No?
I may have once or twice. *shrugs*3 -
Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »...
I see your ... and raise you
Have you ever been so utterly stressed out that you had to step aside for a few moments and close your eyes, pretending you’re somewhere else entirely? There are many things in life that I look forward to. Through tedious tasks each day, I can’t help but daydream about the things that I would most prefer to be doing. Sometimes it could be as simple as enjoying a coffee ice cream shake. For the most part, however, I fantasize about my favorite non-food items. A warm, sunny day with a gentle breeze. The fact that @MeeseeksAndDestroy is a thespian. A picnic at my favorite brook. Long road trips with great tunes and a friend. Though these are all fantastic ideas, I have to say that there is one day-off activity that I am an utter expert at: the ultimate retreat: the lazy day on the couch. Expert planning of a lazy day on the couch includes procuring the necessary items, food, and attire.
There are many components to the perfect day. Firstly, you must have the necessary items to make a lazy day just that- LAZY. These items include, but are not limited to, a wide assortment of movies and books. In order to completely anticipate the fluctuating moods and interests of a lazy lounger- there have to be at least six genres of movies. Action, romance, comedy, horror, suspense, and mystery. Books have to be varied- but not necessary by genre. I usually like to have at least three of my favorite old stand-bys, and two or three new books that are waiting to be read. Without these things, you run the risk of becoming bored and lazy- which is not nearly as much fun as just being lazy. Extra blankets and poufy pillows for the couch are a must. There is no lee-way on that subject. Without squashy pillows, the lazy day becomes an uncomfortable fiasco.
I'm too lazy to read this.4 -
I taught my kids to read and google by 3 and 4 so I never had to answer their parade of dumb questions.2
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Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »...
I see your ... and raise you
Have you ever been so utterly stressed out that you had to step aside for a few moments and close your eyes, pretending you’re somewhere else entirely? There are many things in life that I look forward to. Through tedious tasks each day, I can’t help but daydream about the things that I would most prefer to be doing. Sometimes it could be as simple as enjoying a coffee ice cream shake. For the most part, however, I fantasize about my favorite non-food items. A warm, sunny day with a gentle breeze. The fact that @MeeseeksAndDestroy is a thespian. A picnic at my favorite brook. Long road trips with great tunes and a friend. Though these are all fantastic ideas, I have to say that there is one day-off activity that I am an utter expert at: the ultimate retreat: the lazy day on the couch. Expert planning of a lazy day on the couch includes procuring the necessary items, food, and attire.
There are many components to the perfect day. Firstly, you must have the necessary items to make a lazy day just that- LAZY. These items include, but are not limited to, a wide assortment of movies and books. In order to completely anticipate the fluctuating moods and interests of a lazy lounger- there have to be at least six genres of movies. Action, romance, comedy, horror, suspense, and mystery. Books have to be varied- but not necessary by genre. I usually like to have at least three of my favorite old stand-bys, and two or three new books that are waiting to be read. Without these things, you run the risk of becoming bored and lazy- which is not nearly as much fun as just being lazy. Extra blankets and poufy pillows for the couch are a must. There is no lee-way on that subject. Without squashy pillows, the lazy day becomes an uncomfortable fiasco.
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Just_J_Now wrote: »Anyone ever pick something up from the floor with their toes because you're too lazy to bend down? No?
I may have once or twice. *shrugs*
No more like oh bf will get it0 -
forward0backward wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »Anyone ever pick something up from the floor with their toes because you're too lazy to bend down? No?
I may have once or twice. *shrugs*
No more like oh bf will get it
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I've sprayed Febreeze on clothes that I didn't feel like washing, but wanted to wear anyways.3
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abetterme9366 wrote: »I've bought new clothes in lieu of doing laundry
Socks?0 -
When chips of ice go flying from my refrigerator door ice dispenser, I just kick them under the fridge.6
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