We broke up because...
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He was fickle0
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She didnt like to be tickled!
Actually dumped me for that! *nodding head*0 -
I caught her texting other guys0
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Freaked out every time I talked to my brothers0
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She couldn't handle the truth...0
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I was sick of his Jack Nicholson Impressions!0
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What's wrong with my impressions?!
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Made me sit through too many scary movies0
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All she ever gave me for our anniversary were baskets that smelled like sea weed0
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You couldn’t appreciate my cat hair sculptures0
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She was always calling me Short Bus0
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Caught her taking the train0
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He didn't get the hint when I moved 1704 miles away and changed my phone number.0
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She never wanted to play with me, just the kids. I felt so neglected and rejected.
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She wouldn't tickle my elmo!!
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She always went on a roadtrjp with somebody else0
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She kept stealing my boxers0
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because then he took my Speedo's0
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I didn't have any, so I stole her boy-shorts.0
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She framed me by stuffing make up in my back pack0
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I finally saw him without his makeup
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lol... What's love got to do with it..... ????0
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Too strict on schedules0
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He's a tom cat, humped everything
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She’s a camel...has her own humps0
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Wouldnt stop talking about her :kitten: Ex!0
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Cheater!!!!0
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She was judgemental0
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