What NOT to say to your wife...

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kristen8000 · October 2017

Also, when you ask your significant if they can tell you lost 15lbs and the answer is "no, you look the same to me". THEN WHY DID I BOTHER? LOL

Guys, the answer is ALWAYS 'Yes, you look great. I'm proud of you".

Rincewind_1965 · October 2017

Never, under no circumstances, answer the question "Do you think I'm too fat?" ... Counter-questions like "Compared to what?" aren't really appropriate neither.

Timshel_ · October 2017

Your sister was much better.

Motorsheen · October 2017

Timshel_ wrote: »

Your sister was much better.

what that's true?

Timshel_ · October 2017

Motorsheen wrote: »

Timshel_ wrote: »

Your sister was much better.

what that's true?

I am divorced.

Motorsheen · October 2017

Timshel_ wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

Timshel_ wrote: »

Your sister was much better.

what that's true?

I am divorced.

oh..... well, there's that, huh?

Timshel_ · October 2017

Motorsheen wrote: »

Timshel_ wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

Timshel_ wrote: »

Your sister was much better.

what that's true?

I am divorced.

oh..... well, there's that, huh?

That and a dollar gets you 100 cents.

Motorsheen · October 2017

Timshel_ wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

Timshel_ wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

Timshel_ wrote: »

Your sister was much better.

what that's true?

I am divorced.

oh..... well, there's that, huh?

That and a dollar gets you 100 cents.

I understand; boy howdy I do.

YosemiteSlamAK · October 2017

Guess who got a promotion to Alaska!

cjsacto · October 2017

When we first started dating (I was thinner then than I am now), I asked my BF if my weight bothered him and he shrugged and said, "Do I have to lift you?"