THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS.
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »What does it do?!
What doesn't it do?!
It sits on the rim of the toilet, and catches ze pee pees, and then if I'm very lucky the elderly woman with whom I'm collecting from will allow me to pour it in the cup for her.
My job is very glamorous.10 -
I'm really regretting that selfie.1
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Finally!
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FINANCE IS NOT ACCOUNTING
FINANCE IS NOT ACCOUNTING
FINANCE IS *NOT* ACCOUNTING
That is all.4 -
Finance is accounting + calculus0
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i wish i could tell you how many times in public when i give myself an insulin shot (i am diabetic) , ppl ask "is that heroin? " i am like , yeah i am giving a heroin injections, out of a vial, without heating it, and doing it subq. usually they are just confused and walk away are ppl really this stupid?!?! THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS, THATS NOT HOW ANYOF THIS WORKS.10
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sissidevore wrote: »i wish i could tell you how many times in public when i give myself an insulin shot (i am diabetic) , ppl ask "is that heroin? " i am like , yeah i am giving a heroin injections, out of a vial, without heating it, and doing it subq. usually they are just confused and walk away are ppl really this stupid?!?! THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS, THATS NOT HOW ANYOF THIS WORKS.
It's really rude to shoot up and not share with any witnesses.3 -
iamthemotherofdogs wrote: »sissidevore wrote: »i wish i could tell you how many times in public when i give myself an insulin shot (i am diabetic) , ppl ask "is that heroin? " i am like , yeah i am giving a heroin injections, out of a vial, without heating it, and doing it subq. usually they are just confused and walk away are ppl really this stupid?!?! THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS, THATS NOT HOW ANYOF THIS WORKS.
It's really rude to shoot up and not share with any witnesses.
OMG I read that as "it's really rude to shoot up your witnesses" and almost fell out of my chair.2 -
iamthemotherofdogs wrote: »sissidevore wrote: »i wish i could tell you how many times in public when i give myself an insulin shot (i am diabetic) , ppl ask "is that heroin? " i am like , yeah i am giving a heroin injections, out of a vial, without heating it, and doing it subq. usually they are just confused and walk away are ppl really this stupid?!?! THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS, THATS NOT HOW ANYOF THIS WORKS.
It's really rude to shoot up and not share with any witnesses.
OMG I read that as "it's really rude to shoot up your witnesses" and almost fell out of my chair.
I think that's just standard practice
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I had to pee in a cup last week before an exam.
I have to admit I drank water just before peeing in the cup. Boy do I feel stupid now! Thanks for the info! And I was focused on the biopsy about to be performed. DOH!
I didn't know they were going to need a sample. They said it was for a pregnancy test. I'm not sure if they were kidding. Maybe they're expecting the second coming.1 -
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happimess1 wrote: »Has someone ever got confused and returned the cup with a sperm sample instead? That would be hilarious lol
I have had to clarify what type of sample a few times, I cannot lie.3 -
yeah, that's definitely true. I work for the Treasurer, accountants work for the Controller. Controller knows how much money we have right now, Treasurer knows how much we'll need to have tomorrow.3
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