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I have sinned. I ate Taco Bell...
Crunchwrap with soda and soft taco...and accidentally some wrapper that came with said soft taco (oops).
Forgive me venerable ones of mfp! Please accept my confession. What penance must I pay to earn your forgiveness?1 -
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I have sinned. I ate Taco Bell...
Crunchwrap with soda and soft taco...and accidentally some wrapper that came with said soft taco (oops).
Forgive me venerable ones of mfp! Please accept my confession. What penance must I pay to earn your forgiveness?
I am totally craving some Taco Bell now...0 -
I used to own a Vengaboys cd...1
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So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.10
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Sorry to your hubby but I ship it4 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Sorry to your hubby but I ship it_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Hahahahahah! I will be a good girl but today's hand holding incident was interesting. He has even shown some of our jokes that we have texted back and forth to his wife. For some reason she didn't find them as funny as we did.5 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Sorry to your hubby but I ship it_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Hahahahahah! I will be a good girl but today's hand holding incident was interesting. He has even shown some of our jokes that we have texted back and forth to his wife. For some reason she didn't find them as funny as we did.
She does NOT ship it5 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Sorry to your hubby but I ship it_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Hahahahahah! I will be a good girl but today's hand holding incident was interesting. He has even shown some of our jokes that we have texted back and forth to his wife. For some reason she didn't find them as funny as we did.
She does NOT ship it
Or she does just doesn't have a sense of humor! I only send some funny *kitten* *kitten*!
Disclaimer: he gave me his number a few months ago to send some jokes I had shown him in the office. We do not text/talk or anything else outside the 5-15 (sometimes 30) minutes he spends at our office daily.1 -
_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Sorry to your hubby but I ship it_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Hahahahahah! I will be a good girl but today's hand holding incident was interesting. He has even shown some of our jokes that we have texted back and forth to his wife. For some reason she didn't find them as funny as we did.
homewrecker.
I have been called worse and no, I would never do anything more than send him some jokes that he requested. I am really digging a hole here so I will stop there. lol4 -
_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Sorry to your hubby but I ship it_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Hahahahahah! I will be a good girl but today's hand holding incident was interesting. He has even shown some of our jokes that we have texted back and forth to his wife. For some reason she didn't find them as funny as we did.
homewrecker.
I have been called worse and no, I would never do anything more than send him some jokes that he requested. I am really digging a hole here so I will stop there. lol
its okay we've all drank from the volcano a time or two.
Is that an euphemism for an eruption?1 -
sometimes i think i may be a man trapped in a mans body. unfortunately, that doesn't open up any additional opportunities for me~2
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