True Confessions - Don't Judge
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Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »I confess I rage post when I'm bowling bad...
I'm bowling bad
Uh ohh *runs for cover*
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JillianRumrill wrote: »JillianRumrill wrote: »I'm a juggalo, ppl treat me like I'm dumb, the government classifies me as a gang member, and my music terrifies my family. But I'm a Catholic school secretary, I have a BA in psychology, I've never done drugs, I like to study apologetics, I've even taught Sunday school to 5th graders! I'm not some loser meth head, I'm probably one of the friendliest ppl you'll ever meet...I just have a huuuuuge misunderstood family! Whoop whoop
that's insane
Well I am a fan of the Insane Clown Posse afterall lol
Wow... I haven't heard that name in soooo long lol I liked one of their songs.0 -
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SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »I confess I keep most people at arms length and it costs me dearly sometimes. Don't be like me. Let people in, some people turn out to be the arseholes you thought they were, but some people turn out to be the most amazing people and your life becomes better for having known them.
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SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »I confess I keep most people at arms length and it costs me dearly sometimes. Don't be like me. Let people in, some people turn out to be the arseholes you thought they were, but some people turn out to be the most amazing people and your life becomes better for having known them.
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »I confess I keep most people at arms length and it costs me dearly sometimes. Don't be like me. Let people in, some people turn out to be the arseholes you thought they were, but some people turn out to be the most amazing people and your life becomes better for having known them.
Let me in!
I've been in her dreams. I win.
You all have been in mine at some point, a few of you at the same time so I think I win.1 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Raquel_Mama wrote: »Raquel_Mama wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Raquel_Mama wrote: »Raquel_Mama wrote: »I'm terrified of haunted houses and refuse to go in any!
OMG me too!!! last time I tried I cried in line I was so scared!!
Hahaha, sounds like me! They freak me the *kitten* out!
I was once told that if you walk into a haunted house, they just might follow you home...
And that's what's weird with me......i would totally go into a real haunted house (cuz I believe in all that crap) BUT, these Halloween haunted houses, helllllllllll noooooo! Lol
Fake haunted houses suck. I don't even bother with those. I prefer the real deal. Book me a night at a haunted house and make me a believer lol
I would TOTALLY go with you!!!!!!!
There's a haunted mansion in St.Louis called The Lemp Mansion. Been there once for a Christmas party, there, I learned they have ghost tours of the underground of the house One day...one day... lol
Duuudeee...
One of these days I want to do the flash light tour at the Winchester mystery in San Jose on Halloween... But you need to book years in advance..
I had a ghost shake my bed before... No *kitten* *kitten*, it was scary af..
Years? Damn. That sounds like something I'd do given the chance.
The house is really haunted... And there's stairs that lead to nowhere and doors to nothing...
The lady who owned it was a widow and heir to the Winchester fortune... She lost her husband and son to Spanish flu and went crazy, telling the builders to just keep building because she didn't want to live there without her family... But she eventually did, and supposedly they all 3 haunt the house...1 -
IC... I'm good with kids...
My little nephew was over today (coddled at home) 2yrs old... I was trying to sleep and that little terror was running all over the house, screaming... I walked out there and within 10 seconds his little *kitten* was silent, didn't hear a peep out of him the rest of the day,
Lol
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abetterme9366 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »IC... I'm good with kids...
My little nephew was over today (coddled at home) 2yrs old... I was trying to sleep and that little terror was running all over the house, screaming... I walked out there and within 10 seconds his little *kitten* was silent, didn't hear a peep out of him the rest of the day,
Lol
Just because you taped his mouth shut and locked him in a closet, doesn’t mean you’re good with kids.
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Raquel_Mama wrote: »Raquel_Mama wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Raquel_Mama wrote: »Raquel_Mama wrote: »I'm terrified of haunted houses and refuse to go in any!
OMG me too!!! last time I tried I cried in line I was so scared!!
Hahaha, sounds like me! They freak me the *kitten* out!
I was once told that if you walk into a haunted house, they just might follow you home...
And that's what's weird with me......i would totally go into a real haunted house (cuz I believe in all that crap) BUT, these Halloween haunted houses, helllllllllll noooooo! Lol
Fake haunted houses suck. I don't even bother with those. I prefer the real deal. Book me a night at a haunted house and make me a believer lol
I would TOTALLY go with you!!!!!!!
There's a haunted mansion in St.Louis called The Lemp Mansion. Been there once for a Christmas party, there, I learned they have ghost tours of the underground of the house One day...one day... lol
Duuudeee...
One of these days I want to do the flash light tour at the Winchester mystery in San Jose on Halloween... But you need to book years in advance..
I had a ghost shake my bed before... No *kitten* *kitten*, it was scary af..
Years? Damn. That sounds like something I'd do given the chance.
The house is really haunted... And there's stairs that lead to nowhere and doors to nothing...
The lady who owned it was a widow and heir to the Winchester fortune... She lost her husband and son to Spanish flu and went crazy, telling the builders to just keep building because she didn't want to live there without her family... But she eventually did, and supposedly they all 3 haunt the house...
I thought she kept building and rebuilding because some fortune teller told her that it will keep the bad luck away1 -
I have sinned. I ate Taco Bell...
Crunchwrap with soda and soft taco...and accidentally some wrapper that came with said soft taco (oops).
Forgive me venerable ones of mfp! Please accept my confession. What penance must I pay to earn your forgiveness?1 -
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I have sinned. I ate Taco Bell...
Crunchwrap with soda and soft taco...and accidentally some wrapper that came with said soft taco (oops).
Forgive me venerable ones of mfp! Please accept my confession. What penance must I pay to earn your forgiveness?
I am totally craving some Taco Bell now...0 -
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I used to own a Vengaboys cd...1
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So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.10
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Sorry to your hubby but I ship it4 -
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CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Sorry to your hubby but I ship it_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Hahahahahah! I will be a good girl but today's hand holding incident was interesting. He has even shown some of our jokes that we have texted back and forth to his wife. For some reason she didn't find them as funny as we did.5 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Sorry to your hubby but I ship it_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Hahahahahah! I will be a good girl but today's hand holding incident was interesting. He has even shown some of our jokes that we have texted back and forth to his wife. For some reason she didn't find them as funny as we did.
She does NOT ship it5 -
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CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Sorry to your hubby but I ship it_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Hahahahahah! I will be a good girl but today's hand holding incident was interesting. He has even shown some of our jokes that we have texted back and forth to his wife. For some reason she didn't find them as funny as we did.
She does NOT ship it Or she does just doesn't have a sense of humor! I only send some funny *kitten* *kitten*!
Disclaimer: he gave me his number a few months ago to send some jokes I had shown him in the office. We do not text/talk or anything else outside the 5-15 (sometimes 30) minutes he spends at our office daily.1 -
_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Sorry to your hubby but I ship it_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Hahahahahah! I will be a good girl but today's hand holding incident was interesting. He has even shown some of our jokes that we have texted back and forth to his wife. For some reason she didn't find them as funny as we did.
homewrecker.
I have been called worse and no, I would never do anything more than send him some jokes that he requested. I am really digging a hole here so I will stop there. lol4 -
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_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Sorry to your hubby but I ship it_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So the mailman at my office and I have become buddies over the past several months.. I am usually in the front office when he comes in. The past few days I have been back in my office. He has made a point to come "find" me when I am not visible. Today he told me a joke which involved holding my hand and ended up holding my hand a bit longer than the joke required. I guess my confession is that it should probably freak me out a little but it didn't.
Hahahahahah! I will be a good girl but today's hand holding incident was interesting. He has even shown some of our jokes that we have texted back and forth to his wife. For some reason she didn't find them as funny as we did.
homewrecker.
I have been called worse and no, I would never do anything more than send him some jokes that he requested. I am really digging a hole here so I will stop there. lol
its okay we've all drank from the volcano a time or two.
Is that an euphemism for an eruption?1 -
sometimes i think i may be a man trapped in a mans body. unfortunately, that doesn't open up any additional opportunities for me~2
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