True Confessions - Don't Judge
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I'd probably have to be half drunk to be willing to post my voice. I have had people ask me if my parents are home when I answer the phone. :-|0 -
_har_T_Swallow wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
You should start a thread for people to post their voice. Vocaroo lets you make easy-to-share audio links
been done before. a while now though. we really should make a new one.
Everyone should hear how a country boy sounds
i'll record a "howdy ma'am" for you later or something.
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »I wish I had an accent. I grew up in New England then in PA, grandparents on one side are English, other side German, and I still manage to sound like Siri.
My dad's family is from Ohio, my mom's family is from Alabama. I grew up in the DC/Metro area.
I would say I have no accent, but I've heard otherwise too many times.0 -
I confess I'm going skating tonight, ya I know such a surprise, but I'm partnering someone tonight and my confession is that I have to do everything in my power to get him to pass his next test!!! he gets really nervous but he's never passed a test when I've partnered him and I'm kind of mad about that and determined he will pass all he does in future0
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@MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »I wish I had an accent. I grew up in New England then in PA, grandparents on one side are English, other side German, and I still manage to sound like Siri.
So if we ask you a question you're just going to refer us to some website?0 -
I confess I posted my voice simply because I was a little afraid to.1
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Cerealsensei wrote: »
Awww. Thank you!0 -
Confession.
Not prepared for this part of fatherhood.
Questions my son just asked when I was taking him home after dinner. BTW he's 9 and I thought I had a few more years.
Is it risky to have sex without a condom?
Is the whole penis needed to make a baby or just the top?
When will I get sperm?
Do you still make sperm?
Which one is more common? Babies or diseases.
Does mom have a disease?
Why am I getting hair around my penis?
And....for the finale....
Does the penis go in a woman's vagina or her butt to make a baby?
"Because some people put the penis in the butt dad. That's weird."2 -
Carillon_Campanello wrote: »Confession.
Not prepared for this part of fatherhood.
Questions my son just asked when I was taking him home after dinner. BTW he's 9 and I thought I had a few more years.
Is it risky to have sex without a condom?
Is the whole penis needed to make a baby or just the top?
When will I get sperm?
Do you still make sperm?
Which one is more common? Babies or diseases.
Does mom have a disease?
Why am I getting hair around my penis?
And....for the finale....
Does the penis go in a woman's vagina or her butt to make a baby?
"Because some people put the penis in the butt dad. That's weird."
Geez 9? That's so scary.
Though I confess to laughing at the last two.0 -
Carillon_Campanello wrote: »Confession.
Not prepared for this part of fatherhood.
Questions my son just asked when I was taking him home after dinner. BTW he's 9 and I thought I had a few more years.
Is it risky to have sex without a condom?
Is the whole penis needed to make a baby or just the top?
When will I get sperm?
Do you still make sperm?
Which one is more common? Babies or diseases.
Does mom have a disease?
Why am I getting hair around my penis?
And....for the finale....
Does the penis go in a woman's vagina or her butt to make a baby?
"Because some people put the penis in the butt dad. That's weird."
Wow! Just, wow!
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Carillon_Campanello wrote: »Confession.
Not prepared for this part of fatherhood.
Questions my son just asked when I was taking him home after dinner. BTW he's 9 and I thought I had a few more years.
Is it risky to have sex without a condom?
Is the whole penis needed to make a baby or just the top?
When will I get sperm?
Do you still make sperm?
Which one is more common? Babies or diseases.
Does mom have a disease?
Why am I getting hair around my penis?
And....for the finale....
Does the penis go in a woman's vagina or her butt to make a baby?
"Because some people put the penis in the butt dad. That's weird."
Oh my gosh! NOOOO! Ahaha. I confess I wanted to hide behind my hands reading this, and also the last couple made me bust out laughing. I hope you handled that okay!
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Carillon_Campanello wrote: »Confession.
Not prepared for this part of fatherhood.
Questions my son just asked when I was taking him home after dinner. BTW he's 9 and I thought I had a few more years.
Is it risky to have sex without a condom?
Is the whole penis needed to make a baby or just the top?
When will I get sperm?
Do you still make sperm?
Which one is more common? Babies or diseases.
Does mom have a disease?
Why am I getting hair around my penis?
And....for the finale....
Does the penis go in a woman's vagina or her butt to make a baby?
"Because some people put the penis in the butt dad. That's weird."
Omg. I am not looking forward to that convo
Although I already explaindnhow babies are born and he informed me he will just leave that to the doctor's and his wife0
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