We broke up because...
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The chloroform wore off and she woke up1
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I found out BigJuicy was his stage name at the strip club0
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Found out she didnt like my cowboy routine on stage0
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Big juicy had groupies showing up at our house day and night0
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Kept calling me big juicys groupy1
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I was happy to know that he was all about Gingers until I found out about Big Red!
No wonder he was always bringing me fattening desserts!
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Bahaha but I did make sure they were gluten free
She doesn't want to become my one and only1 -
He already has a one and only
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She couldn't keep up with my needs0
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Only wanted me for my bod0
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She never put out
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He didn't believe in mermaids0
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Tried to make me dress like a mermaid0
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he was always dressing like a mermaid , I prefer batman0
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She wanted to dress as Robin0
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He didnt call me by my real name which was Robin0
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She was to rough0
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He was too timid in the boudoir
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She was to forward in the boudoir0
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He would no longer allow me to rip the buttons off of his shirt! ;p0
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Ruined all my button shirts. Now have velcro0
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She would never take her shirt off0
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He had a crush on Justin Bieber.0
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She just couldnt stop saying her exs name0
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Kept eating my paintings0
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I couldn't read her Aura0
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She would give an asprin a headache0
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she forbid me to wear grey sweats...0
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She only wore grey sweats0
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