Halloween Greetings

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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited October 2017
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    @beingmore1 wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Dear @beingmore1 my salad sleeping victim:

    What do you think is scarier, a witch or my sweating PCP fueled body working on top of you?

    Don’t talk, I’m almost there.

    Hicks.

    By working on top of you I am assuming you mean...me in a hole and you working to bury me....

    Uh, no.
  • toned_thugs_n_harmony
    toned_thugs_n_harmony Posts: 1,001 Member
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    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @toned_thugs_n_harmony

    Dear Toni,

    When I saw you it was love at first sight. Of course it was through a rifle scope and my pants were down.

    Sincerely,
    Hicks

    I wouldn’t have it any other way!

    pretty sure mine were probably down as well.
  • PaganUK
    PaganUK Posts: 238 Member
    edited October 2017
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    Dear Hicks the Halloween Horror.
    sleep well my friend for tomorrow you will wake up dead.

    luv PaganUK x
  • PaganUK
    PaganUK Posts: 238 Member
    edited October 2017
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    Dear Hicks
    sleep well my friend for tomorrow you will wake up dead.
    Luv Pagan UK >:)

    what a fabulous thread. fantastic idea!!!!
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited October 2017
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    Dear @smut_muffin my plastic Casper mask wearing DYI buddy:

    Want a Halloween treat? Look me right in the eye and you’ll meet God. And Chip Gaines.

    Hicks
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited October 2017
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    Hey @HealthyAshes88888, my end of October person,

    Some people think nothing says Halloween like a tastefully carved Jack O' Lantern. But I think nothing says Happy Halloween like a tastefully carved opening in your diaphragm.

    Breathe deeply and feel my love.

    Hicks
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Dearest @pbandwine my candy corn loving lover:

    Wanna know what we’ll have in common tonight? As you strain against the ropes begging for your release I will be working on my own.

    Hicks

    P.S. I'm sure they'll soon find a cure for what I'm passing to you.

    P.S.S. Who am I kidding. No they won't.
  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
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    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Hey @HealthyAshes88888, my end of October person,

    Some people think nothing says Halloween like a tastefully carved Jack O' Lantern. But I think nothing says Happy Halloween like a tastefully carved opening in your diaphragm.

    Breathe deeply and feel my love.

    Hicks

    You freak.


    Why would you do that to my birth control?
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Hey @HealthyAshes88888, my end of October person,

    Some people think nothing says Halloween like a tastefully carved Jack O' Lantern. But I think nothing says Happy Halloween like a tastefully carved opening in your diaphragm.

    Breathe deeply and feel my love.

    Hicks

    You freak.


    Why would you do that to my birth control?

    Because it's there?
  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
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    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Hey @HealthyAshes88888, my end of October person,

    Some people think nothing says Halloween like a tastefully carved Jack O' Lantern. But I think nothing says Happy Halloween like a tastefully carved opening in your diaphragm.

    Breathe deeply and feel my love.

    Hicks

    You freak.


    Why would you do that to my birth control?

    Because it's there?

    You'd better get a job. You're gonna be the next baby father :laugh:
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited October 2017
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    Dear @Inked_momma_, my wayward ghost,

    I am trying to come up with some new Halloween traditions and need your help. Has anyone ever thought of stapling your head repeatedly to a wall?

    Hicks

    P.S. I know how to jimmy a lock. Take precautions and you die.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited October 2017
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    Dear @LittleHearseDriver , my yellow and green ghouly ghoul:

    As I dig your shallow grave behind our favorite John Deere dealership, please don’t try to remove the mower blade imbedded in the side of your head. It’s going to double as your grave marker.

    Happy Halloween,
    Hicks

    P.S. You can thank me later for getting you out of mowing your yard for the rest of your life, which is about five more minutes.

    P.S.S. That zipper sound? No, that’s not a body bag.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Dear @CaptainFantastic00 my tuxedo t-shirt wearing lover:

    Your anal receptacle is like a fine wine – its gets better with age. At the same time, its like a grape turning into a raisin.

    It’s time to put you and your raisin love hole in the grave. Fortunately for me, the fall rains have made the ground much softer. I don’t like to sweat when I dig… only when I’m about to…well, you know.

    Hicks

    P.S. I’m burying you butt-side up. You know, in case I miss you.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    lmaooooo! youre sick hicks! hahaha!

    lol I like @CaptainFantastic00 's the best so far. I laughed out loud.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Dear @RunHardBeStrong, my sheet-wearing ghoul:

    You’ll like your greeting. Why? Because the gun to the side of your head will convince you to like it. Let’s thank the NRA for making this moment possible.

    Hicks

    P.S. I hope you like the mariachi band I brought with me to provide the tempo.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @hellvee wrote: »
    This thread went offside after 3

    Maybe your watch stopped.
  • jkcham9292
    jkcham9292 Posts: 4 Member
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    Dear all I’m just here for the comments.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Dear @CaptainFantastic00 my tuxedo t-shirt wearing lover:

    Your anal receptacle is like a fine wine – its gets better with age. At the same time, its like a grape turning into a raisin.

    It’s time to put you and your raisin love hole in the grave. Fortunately for me, the fall rains have made the ground much softer. I don’t like to sweat when I dig… only when I’m about to…well, you know.

    Hicks

    P.S. I’m burying you butt-side up. You know, in case I miss you.

    I needed this in my life

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