Halloween Greetings

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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited October 2017
    Dear @Inked_momma_, my wayward ghost,

    I am trying to come up with some new Halloween traditions and need your help. Has anyone ever thought of stapling your head repeatedly to a wall?

    Hicks

    P.S. I know how to jimmy a lock. Take precautions and you die.
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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited October 2017
    Dear @LittleHearseDriver , my yellow and green ghouly ghoul:

    As I dig your shallow grave behind our favorite John Deere dealership, please don’t try to remove the mower blade imbedded in the side of your head. It’s going to double as your grave marker.

    Happy Halloween,
    Hicks

    P.S. You can thank me later for getting you out of mowing your yard for the rest of your life, which is about five more minutes.

    P.S.S. That zipper sound? No, that’s not a body bag.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    Dear @CaptainFantastic00 my tuxedo t-shirt wearing lover:

    Your anal receptacle is like a fine wine – its gets better with age. At the same time, its like a grape turning into a raisin.

    It’s time to put you and your raisin love hole in the grave. Fortunately for me, the fall rains have made the ground much softer. I don’t like to sweat when I dig… only when I’m about to…well, you know.

    Hicks

    P.S. I’m burying you butt-side up. You know, in case I miss you.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    lmaooooo! youre sick hicks! hahaha!

    lol I like @CaptainFantastic00 's the best so far. I laughed out loud.
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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    Dear @RunHardBeStrong, my sheet-wearing ghoul:

    You’ll like your greeting. Why? Because the gun to the side of your head will convince you to like it. Let’s thank the NRA for making this moment possible.

    Hicks

    P.S. I hope you like the mariachi band I brought with me to provide the tempo.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    @hellvee wrote: »
    This thread went offside after 3

    Maybe your watch stopped.
  • jkcham9292
    jkcham9292 Posts: 4 Member
    Dear all I’m just here for the comments.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Dear @CaptainFantastic00 my tuxedo t-shirt wearing lover:

    Your anal receptacle is like a fine wine – its gets better with age. At the same time, its like a grape turning into a raisin.

    It’s time to put you and your raisin love hole in the grave. Fortunately for me, the fall rains have made the ground much softer. I don’t like to sweat when I dig… only when I’m about to…well, you know.

    Hicks

    P.S. I’m burying you butt-side up. You know, in case I miss you.

    I needed this in my life
  • pbandwine
    pbandwine Posts: 1,236 Member
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Dearest @pbandwine my candy corn loving lover:

    Wanna know what we’ll have in common tonight? As you strain against the ropes begging for your release I will be working on my own.

    Hicks

    P.S. I'm sure they'll soon find a cure for what I'm passing to you.

    P.S.S. Who am I kidding. No they won't.

    Holy *kitten*. What the *kitten* did I miss?
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    @SomebodyWakeUpHIcks...I'm so disappointed to not have gotten a murdery, creepy Halloween greeting, its my favourite holiday...you SUCK!

    FYI you are now on my mfp hit list (wonder what that might be all about? Let's just say I hold a grudge)....I don't forget or forgive...look out!...you SHOULD be frightened (super scary right!!)...I'll get you...one day...maybe...
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    This thread...it's like:

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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    @Vikka_V wrote: »
    @SomebodyWakeUpHIcks...I'm so disappointed to not have gotten a murdery, creepy Halloween greeting, its my favourite holiday...you SUCK!

    FYI you are now on my mfp hit list (wonder what that might be all about? Let's just say I hold a grudge)....I don't forget or forgive...look out!...you SHOULD be frightened (super scary right!!)...I'll get you...one day...maybe...

    I'll take care of you with my Valentine's Greetings
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    @OutOfUserName wrote: »
    @SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @Vikka_V wrote: »
    @SomebodyWakeUpHIcks...I'm so disappointed to not have gotten a murdery, creepy Halloween greeting, its my favourite holiday...you SUCK!

    FYI you are now on my mfp hit list (wonder what that might be all about? Let's just say I hold a grudge)....I don't forget or forgive...look out!...you SHOULD be frightened (super scary right!!)...I'll get you...one day...maybe...

    I'll take care of you with my Valentine's Greetings

    thanksgiving is just around the corner just saying

    Good point. A holiday that features a lot of carving.

    And stuffing
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