Life’s lessons/rules and helpful hints

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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Id like to teach them to not go looking for things to be offended by, live life with humor, look for the joy in things.
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Objects are just things, its ok to let them go, you'll always have your memories.

    On a more serious note...FFS plan on having extra cream puffs and make sure your garage is well lit and warm.

    When did you come back?!

    I'm not sure if I am yet, its so different. Kevin was never found, banana dude is mia.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    Id like to teach them to not go looking for things to be offended by, live life with humor, look for the joy in things.
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Objects are just things, its ok to let them go, you'll always have your memories.

    On a more serious note...FFS plan on having extra cream puffs and make sure your garage is well lit and warm.

    When did you come back?!

    I'm not sure if I am yet, its so different. Kevin was never found, banana dude is mia.

    Sam is still missing too.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Why has no one trolled this thread yet??
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    edited November 2017
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    csbnga wrote: »
    Id like to teach them to not go looking for things to be offended by, live life with humor, look for the joy in things.
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Objects are just things, its ok to let them go, you'll always have your memories.

    On a more serious note...FFS plan on having extra cream puffs and make sure your garage is well lit and warm.

    When did you come back?!

    I'm not sure if I am yet, its so different. Kevin was never found, banana dude is mia.

    Sam is still missing too.

    I'm ashamed to admit I forgot about Sam, but then again, he's no Kevin. They are probably all three together somewhere, enjoying a 2 liter and a banana hotdog, which I'm doubly confused as to where it falls on the sandwich/not sandwich scale.

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Id like to teach them to not go looking for things to be offended by, live life with humor, look for the joy in things.
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Objects are just things, its ok to let them go, you'll always have your memories.

    On a more serious note...FFS plan on having extra cream puffs and make sure your garage is well lit and warm.

    When did you come back?!

    I'm not sure if I am yet, its so different. Kevin was never found, banana dude is mia.

    Sam is still missing too.

    I'm ashamed to admit I forgot about Sam, but then again, he's no Kevin. They are probably all three together somewhere, enjoying a 2 liter and a banana hotdog, which I'm doubly confused as to where it falls on the sandwich/not sandwich scale.

    v6eu0gsnfl95.jpg

    Why does this even exist??? Btw, I will be trying this while in my BMW at the Walmart parking lot.
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
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    beingmore1 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why has no one trolled this thread yet??

    Because it’s a nice thread and I’ll get angry if someone does. WHY CANT WE HAVE NICE THINGS?!!

    Life lesson: we can't have nice things.
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
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    Always save 10% from every paycheck for a rainy day, plus save for retirement. Learn to live on that amount of cash, don't live on every dime you make. needing every dime you make to live on is a baaaad idea. a very bad idea.
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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    Expect the best be prepared for the worst.
  • eastside87
    eastside87 Posts: 62 Member
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    Be kind, everday.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    Don't slam your computer or your phone against the floor when something doesn't load fast enough. Trust me you'll regret if you have to purchase new ones over a fit of rage. :laugh:
  • elizarizo
    elizarizo Posts: 489 Member
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    Never trust a big butt and a smile
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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    Just_J_Now wrote: »
    Drunken words are sober thoughts, listen carefully.

    So true! I get scared when I'm drunk LOL
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    Just_J_Now wrote: »
    Drunken words are sober thoughts, listen carefully.

    So true! I get scared when I'm drunk LOL

    Same girl. No filters. :#
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    edited November 2017
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    Just_J_Now wrote: »
    Drunken words are sober thoughts, listen carefully.

    In vino veritas, In wine there is truth. :) Hard to listen when I'm drunk too though hahaha hmmm on the other hand maybe I should keep my mouth shut
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    Just_J_Now wrote: »
    Drunken words are sober thoughts, listen carefully.

    This ^^^^
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka. :noway:


    okay that's not a good one. How about...

    You need your liver, be good to it.