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    leut_underpants wrote: »
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    I always wanted a head. Finally acquired one! Or most of one, anyway. The important bits are there. :ohwell:

    This sexy
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    I’d sit up in his attic and wait for him to fall asleep so I could drug him and make him mine forever.

    Good times
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    I’d sit up in his attic and wait for him to fall asleep so I could drug him and make him mine forever.

    There's a mouse in mine right now so if you'll go through the trouble of getting up there and putting out some traps I'll save you the need for drugging me.
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    I'd become a Nerd to fit in your world! ;)

    I'd break the law to get arrested! :tongue:

    I'd pretend to really Love Sports! :yum:

    I'd box a Kangaroo :grimace:

    I'd learn to pole dance! :sweat:

    I'd Join the Army! :star:

    I'd become Canadian! :relieved:

    I'd stock up on 100 SPF! :sunglasses:

    And finally... I'd move to Italy for the rest of my life! :heart:




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    Id empty my bank accout to spend one day with you ;)
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    Bridge_marie wrote: »
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    I was tagged!! :o:*



    Let’s ignore the awkward details on how I found this or how old it is... ;)



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    I got all kinds of Freckles but wasn't tagged along with you Beautiful young Ladies! :(
    Wah... I'm the old gal that never gets tagged! :cry: LOL! :lol:
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
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    Yay! I would learn some programming language that I would name if I knew of one to make this happen.

    Just to set off some notifications.
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    Just to set off some notifications.

    Haha. My heart did a flip. Then it died a little. A-hole. But one of my favorite a-holes. :D
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    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    I would put on my laciest panties, the highest pair of heels and a trench coat and meet you at your door after work.

    I'd come to your door wearing the same thing.
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    i'd come to your door, but id be holding a pizza, and expect a tip
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    Id come to your door, but id be holding a tip, and expect a pizza

  • Posts: 5,669 Member
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:
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    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:

    OMG, I'm a 60 year old, underweight, super weirdo with no hair. Hi!
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    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:
    csbnga wrote: »
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    OMG, I'm a 60 year old, underweight, super weirdo with no hair. Hi!

    Hey!!! You two can just STFU now...


    (says the 60-yr old, fat, bald guy)
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    Well, I work with one of my fellow MFPers. I would definitely love to meet some of you wonderful people at some point in my life... (preferably after I'm at my goal weight!)
  • Posts: 11,962 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    I would spend a whole day reading a novel filled with grammatical and spelling errors AND THEN say nothing about how stupid people are just for a chance to meet you

    I would write that novel just for a chance to meet you
  • Posts: 22,834 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    I would spend a whole day reading a novel filled with grammatical and spelling errors AND THEN say nothing about how stupid people are just for a chance to meet you

    Please look up comma use for separating independent clauses after coordinating conjunctions.
    Thank you.

    You can correct this and resubmit for half points.
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    Please look up comma use for separating independent clauses after coordinating conjunctions.
    Thank you.

    You can correct this and resubmit for half points.

    There are three things people like you get upset about; improper semi-colon usage, misused apostrophe’s and the absence of an Oxford comma.
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    Irony. Pure, unadulterated irony. <3
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    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
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    I will never understand the Oxford comma. It’s just unnecessary

    I LOVE THE OXFORD COMMA
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    standenvernet wrote: »
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    Hey!!! You two can just STFU now...


    (says the 60-yr old, fat, bald guy)

    Yeah but you aren't weird at least...wait, are you? (and you don't look fat or 60)
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    csbnga wrote: »
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    Yeah but you aren't weird at least...wait, are you? (and you don't look fat or 60)

    Oh, I haz all teh weerdz (for insight, visit the Single's Hangout thread sometime...)


    FWIW, I hear that these guys work with the occasional coma:
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    standenvernet wrote: »
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    Oh, I haz all teh weerdz (for insight, visit the Single's Hangout thread sometime...)


    FWIW, I hear that these guys work with the occasional coma:
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    I tired it, but not enough crazy in there. I needs my mfp crazy
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  • Posts: 22,834 Member
    Hoping to meet up with @AllYouNeedIsLuv next week.
  • Posts: 1,033 Member
    edited December 2017
    There isn't anyone around Arkansas :disappointed:
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