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  • trixitrash
    trixitrash Posts: 27 Member
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    Enjoys letting off silent farts as he walks past the elderly
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    trixitrash wrote: »
    Enjoys letting off silent farts as he walks past the elderly

    This is supposed to be a lie... >:)
  • trixitrash
    trixitrash Posts: 27 Member
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    TEQWAR wrote: »
    trixitrash wrote: »
    Enjoys letting off silent farts as he walks past the elderly

    This is supposed to be a lie... >:)

    I said silent though, not thunderous bum trumpets!
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    He stood me up on prom night to play bingo with his mom
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    She's not irish. Just likes to wear shamrocks
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He does mamograms in a dark alley for free
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
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    Does prostate exams in the next alley over and pays a dollar.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Does hernia checks the alley next to me :D
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    Collects stool samples. Not for any medical reason, just thinks they're Pokémon and wants to collect them all.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Donates sperm to get money for his tatoos. Donated over 100 samples so far.
  • jcstevens86
    jcstevens86 Posts: 3,338 Member
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    Collects his donated sperm for taste testing while he is alone
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    jcstevens86 wrote: »
    Collects his donated sperm for taste testing while he is alone

    Nasty

    Likes to make sperm popsicles in his freezer for his dates
  • ReginasHorror
    ReginasHorror Posts: 423 Member
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    Pays lots of money for those popsicles
  • jcstevens86
    jcstevens86 Posts: 3,338 Member
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    Makes seductive videos eating said popsicles
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He's a brain surgeon and is about to perform the first ever full brain transplant
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She's a playboy bunny but quit after Hugh died.
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    edited November 2017
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    Wanted to be the first donor... But... well blond. ;)
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    refuses to dress for the weather and right now has frostbitten legs
    jamesakrobinson wrote: »
    Wanted to be the first donor... But... well blond. ;)

    omg I shouldn't admit that made me laugh

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