We broke up because...
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Cheated on me0
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He was broken0
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She didn't bring any colour to my life..1
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Didn’t have the right parts lol0
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She never told me her name, too distant
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I didn't think tanks are cool0
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She isn't into tanks 😂0
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She broke through the front wall of my house in a tank to pick me up on our date0
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I was too old for her0
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I didn't realise she was a he0
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he couldnt stay focused on training0
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She was too intense in tents which made it tense3
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He had more jiggle when he wiggled than me. I was jealous0
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She loved the ocean more then me0
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He didn't approve of my love for nature0
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She had more style then me0
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she said my pup took better selfies then me0
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He wouldn't let me take his dog on walkies0
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He never wanted to take walks with me0
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She wouldn't wear the lead and it was sparkly and everything0
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was too into sparkly things0
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Her hot to my not ratio was way off
and she didn't answer my friend request.. or did she lol 0 -
he was too into sparkly things0
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She was old enough to be my mother!0
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I caught him spanking my hamster. You had no right!1
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He kept insisting I kiss his hamster's behind to make it better.0
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I caught her kissing hamster butt
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I couldn't figure out her fascination with Hamsters0
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She never petted my Hamster0
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He refused to accept that I referred to a joint of pork as a ham-ster. I like to have fun with words AND food - why can't you just live with that?!?!0
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